Is it normal to make fun of my classmate like that?

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So my class mate who is a really great friend of mine were always making fun of me about how i couldn't get a girlfriend. And he said jokes like: "Don't be a pussy, get a girlfriend" and he didn't shake hands with me in the morning because, as he said he didn't want to "crush my girlfriend" (refering to my hand). And he thinks he can get every girl in the world because he's handsome, yes he really is handsome.

But now I have a girlfriend. His sister, who is 2 years younger than I am. is it normal for me to make jokes like: "Guess what? I've got the only pussy you will never get" and tell jokes about how we almost are relatives? My girlfriend (his sister is completely fine with these jokes). Is it to harsh? :D

And do you know any more jokes i could make? :D

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Based on 15 votes (8 yes)
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  • Jweezee
    9 years ago

    I have one for ya. Tell him, "we are like relatives, your sister has got some of me in her." That should go over swimmingly.

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    • CountessDouche
      9 years ago

      I can't believe we're the only two people here that find this remotely funny.

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      • Jweezee
        9 years ago

        Ha. I know right? Sounds like a couple friends busting each other's balls, pretty typical behavior. Serious customers around these parts.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago | pl

    Two losers do not make a winner. Grow up.

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    • reminiscent
      9 years ago

      I agree

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
    9 years ago

    Why bring yourself down to his level?

    Now, he will shut the fuck up. Is that not victory enough?

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  • Unimportant
    9 years ago

    It could get weird, when in response to your "Guess what? I've got the only pussy you will never get!" he'll go "Well, actually..."

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    • TrustMeImLying
      9 years ago

      Hahaha! Precisely my thoughts

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  • seekelp
    9 years ago

    You should move on from the sister and start having sex with the friend.

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  • Gavin0420
    9 years ago

    Just grow up and tell him you are done with these jokes and you are happy with you girl his sister. he is probley doing stuff like that to you because he is jealous to be honest you both need to grow up.
    <3 Gavin,

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