Is it normal to lubricate with engine oil?

I've had the urge to massage my girlfriend with some castrol 5w30.

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Based on 46 votes (13 yes)
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  • Rusty-Rider

    You be better to use Mazola or some other vegetable oil.
    Engine oil causes cancer & other bad things.
    Perhaps some virgin olive oil will reinstate her hymen.

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  • richardgerecameinmyass

    Some people deserve to be tortured.

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  • dirtybirdy

    I use 15w 40 and some Lucas for good measure. Such viscosity.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Engine oil is not healthy.

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  • wereheretorescueyou

    Cuz she's so hot?!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    It smells horrible though.

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