Is it normal to love eating but hate pooping?

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I love eating and the taste of food, but whatever you put in one end it has to come out the other end, and I hate that. Even though I love food I would totally give up eating if it meant I never had to poop again, only problem is hunger keeps pulling me back to food.

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
    8 years ago

    As a sufferer of ulcerative colitis, I believe I am in the minority when I say, "a good shit comes less often than a good meal. On that basis a good shit feels better."

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I know what you mean, I experience IBS and it sucks, and the worst part is my doctor is completely unhelpful, all he says is that it's caused by "stress" and gave me meds to calm down the cramping but none of it really helps.

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      • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
        8 years ago

        Eats a diet high in fruits, veggies, and meats, but low in refined and processed carbohydrates.

        Avoid spicy foods.

        Amazing bowel movements await you.

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  • VinnyB
    8 years ago

    Yea, I think it's normal to prefer eating to pooping.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      well duh but i meant how i hate pooping so much that i would gladly give up all food if it means i won't have to poop anymore, and i love food!

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      • VinnyB
        8 years ago

        Yea except that you haven't given it up, and you're not giving it up, so really you wouldn't give it up. So that is not a true statement, it is an exaggeration to make a point like saying you are so tired you could sleep for a week. As it is not a serious statement it doesn't really require a serious responce. When you really give up eating, get back to me.

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  • sugartits
    8 years ago

    you should become bulimic that way food never reaches your ass and you get to taste your food twice

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    • seekelp
      8 years ago

      What if you became reverse bulimic and shoved food up your butt then pooped it out?

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  • KeddersPrincess
    8 years ago

    I wonder if there ever was anyone who actually did give up food because they hated pooping.

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  • Aries
    8 years ago

    I love eating , not sure what that is though? sorry .

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    Not a fan of pooping; surely there could have been a nicer design!?

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    Pooping rocks! Mmm... fiber.
    :-)

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    • VirgilManly
      8 years ago

      I always feel about 10lbs lighter and proceed with my "I Just Squeezed One Out" dance.

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    It's so sad to let go of the food you had once admired with great passion. Tis a cruel world.

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