Is it normal to listen to sines from the universe?

I was texting a friend and the humidity made my hands a bit clammy so I was making more errors than usual. I started to write something but my fingers skipped across the screen and erred the words "don't ruin". I took that as a sign to erase everything I had already written, which was just something trivial anyways. IIN?

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  • sugartits

    i am allergic to watermelon

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  • TrustMeImLying

    I kind of do something similar. I'll be driving and when approaching a green light several seconds away and I'll think to myself "if it stays green I will do XYZ. If it turns yellow, I won't"

    or if someone I haven't talked to in a while pops into a dream, I'll consider that a sign to spam them with something random.

    etc. Interesting part is often I end up doing something that I secretly wanted to anyway :-)

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    • I think the universe is now trying to tell me I should have stayed home today. The store I tried to go to was struck by lightning, as well as the two gas stations I tried to stop at, but doesn't matter because I forgot my credit card anyway. And now I'm stopped by a train. A very slow train...

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      • TrustMeImLying

        *gulps a can of spinach*

        Lightning is symbolic of nerve impulses. Lightning rods are made for lightning. Rod is slang for dick. Two gas stations alludes to two entities that have fuel. Fuel translates to power. Men are said to be the epitome of power. A very train means very long foreplay. The universe wants you to have a threesome, anon. Hence proved

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        • But the fuel was unavailable. One station was completely abandoned and the other had bags over all the nozzles... Oh! Hold on, wait a minute! That means to wrap up, right?

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  • green_boogers

    It is not normal. Challenge your scatterbrain thoughts with a little logic. You are neurotic sliding toward unreality.

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    • You're just jelly coz the universe don't talk to you.

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      • green_boogers

        It talk to my spectrometer, spuzz brain.

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        • Cheater! I don't need no fancy gadgets to sing the song of the universe. My mind is a spectrometer, haggard brain (words from the unknown, not my own).

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          • green_boogers

            As a man of science, I deplore non-deterministic reasoning.

            But, I think you mean to say this:

            Uni = one.
            verse = song.

            Universe = One song.

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            • Sure, universe = one song...sounds poetic.

              I swear, a lizard of the same color as your username just fell from the sky right in front of me..ok, more than likely from a tree, but that's still pretty profound, you must admit.

              TMIL, I need an interpretation!

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  • thegypsysailor

    Were there cosines and tangents as well?

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    • modernism

      Beat me to it. :P

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    • Of course. The universe speaks in maths.

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  • ______________

    So if you spell ducks as dicks you're going to try to feed it bread?

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