Is it normal to like having bronchitis?

Recently, I visited someone who had bronchitis. A week later, I start coming down with something, and it's been really unpleasant.

But now I feel it moving into my chest, and I'm getting kind of excited. I love the feeling of having a lot of crap in my lungs and just coughing it all up in a big ball. It's so pleasurable and cathartic, like smoking a cigarette, but the opposite. I even love the taste of the phlegm coming up.

Also, by the time it gets into my chest, most of the really nasty symptoms are gone, and it's just a cough that goes on forever.

Anyone else like this?

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Comments ( 6 )
  • The only time I ever liked getting sick was when I was a kid and it got me out of school.

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  • wii3willrule

    Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.

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  • NurseDiesel

    Where is sweet brown?!?!?!

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    • Bronchitis? I have time for that!

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  • RoseIsabella

    So what your really saying here is that you like lung butter, huh?

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  • flawdagirl

    dafuq did i just read.

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