Is it normal to invite myself up for some coffee

At first I seemed like a nice guy, then I wanted to go further than I wanted to go, I don't know what happened next. I was on top of myself.
*showering with clothes on*
"the dirt won't come off IT WON'T COME OFF".

In case you're interested, I slipped myself a roofie, I knew I i wanted it, but I didn't have time for games.

Unless its a clone of yourself, then its not normal.

If you want cream in your coffee, you're going to need to masturbate for longer than that.

A couple of weeks isn't that long but you can only try. Chances are you won't let yourself down.