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The babes just can't get enough of me and my swag. I also got a large 9 inch cock. I'm 23 and I got eight girlfriends aged 27, 25, 23, 21, 20, 19, 18, and 17. I believe in polygamy so I'll be marrying them all and having 4 kids with each of them (I changed my mind). My seed will reap a large and fabulous bounty of progeny. You men jealous?
Was this post created by a human or an elephant seal? And jealous? Oh god no! I ain't no zoophiliac.
Nobirdie cares. I don't have a dick and I can have heaps more chicks after me.
Too bad the lil thing has never been used with a living,, breathing human. Does your blow up doll appreciate your size?
Pics or it didn't happen. Let's see a shot of you, dick in hand, posing with all the girls.
And stop being Anonymous, that's no fun.
It sounds to me like you have some difficulty with maths and eyesight. Could it be possible that instead of inches you were reading millimeters when you measured your lil thing?
And the awesome numbers of girl friends you claim to have is probably the same girl in different clothes each time you hire her off the street.
Jealous? Fuck no, I'd be irritated if I had to pay for one child, your 40-80 offspring sound like a nightmare. And I really don't have all that much envy for anyone banging chicks under 25, most of them are really lousy lays, but hey, to each his own. What seems more suspect than anything is having girlfriends your own age or older at 23. When I see how young guys (say, under 25) act, I wonder how they manage to get laid at all.