Is it normal to have sex in church?

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Is it? Especially under one of those tables with long tablecloths when there are many people around. The fear of getting caught is so exciting!

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    It's disrespectful.

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago

    It's a bit disrespectful.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    I'm not religious, but this is just wrong. It's just something you don't do.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Gawd is going to rain down all kinds of evil on your head, young fella. You have been warned!

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  • Jweezee
    9 years ago

    WWJD?

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  • Short4Words
    9 years ago

    It would offend a lot of people but I doubt it would offend God. It's just a building.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I jerked off in the pews once when I was a kid. Made it really fucking awkward when it came time to walk around and shake everyone's hands.

    I'm gonna go with 'normal' because church is so boring, I think even Jesus would smack it a little (and for the sex part, come on, why do you think Catholic Priests get in so much trouble?).

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  • TheShyGirlFromWork
    8 years ago

    OH Yeah... I'd love to have sex in church... in the baptizing tub with warm water, during services, trying to stay quiet and not let the water splash too much... climaxing hard as I bite on my lover's shoulder (leaving deep teeth marks), and cuddling together in the warm funky water as the choir sings the final song of the day as people are leaving. Damn, I'm horny for that fantasy!

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  • reallyalthea
    9 years ago

    So have your ever had sex in church ?

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      I have never had sex anywhere.

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      • LizardSkin
        9 years ago

        What a shock.

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      • reallyalthea
        9 years ago

        Huh I'm confused here !

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      OMG! My sister did that with her first love. Her boyfriend was working as a janitor in a Baptist church to pay for college.

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      • reallyalthea
        9 years ago

        Really Althea !!! Lol :/

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        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          Yep, he had the keys and worked there when no one was around.

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          • reallyalthea
            9 years ago

            Your Sister was hotter than a firecracker ! Lol

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    Good for you. Irreverence refreshes the soul.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Jesus is all like
    http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/templates/19.jpg

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      *hahaha* This is hilarious.

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  • Odeen
    9 years ago

    I understand the thrill, but if you ever got caught I'm sure whoever discovered you would talk you down enough to ruin the fun :(

    I know this takes away a bit of the thrill, but consider public sex in lower risk enviroments.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Normal? No, but I supposed thats the point and thrill of it all. Good luck with that...

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