Is it normal to hate women because of this?

Women take one look at me and then they just want me. They treat me like i'm a piece of meat or some trophy :'( I hate that SO MUCH!! There is so much more to me but all they seem to care about is wanting to hook up with me.
They don't even look into my eyes when talking to me - they stare at my crotch! It is so humiliating when I ask them what my eye colour is and their answer is "balls" :'(

Why can't women just grow up? Why is sex all they think about?! I just wish they can stop treating me like some object.

Gosh damnit! My eyes are up here!

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Comments ( 42 )
  • sexysonofsam

    Get over yourself, Moron!

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    • Trent_from_punchy

      So many birds after me it's fucked up ay!

      They're all like "Trent! Give me back me purse!"

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    • If you are too much of a trogladyte to see that my post is a parody and meant to be enjoyed as such, it is your problem.

      Maybe try and get either a sense of humour or a better understanding of wit before you whip your Macho Internet Cock out and be a dumbass to get offended for the apparent reason that you are touchy and bad-looking

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      • sexysonofsam

        My humblest of apologies Sir, I certainly did not mean to intentionally make fun and insult you with your attempt at a parody, I now in hindsight think I might have been a tad lethargic in my approach to posting such a meaningless answer to your witty post....

        Go fuck yourself!

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        • See, that is the difference between you and I because, unlike you, I don't need to fuck myself

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          • sexysonofsam

            I don't "need" to fuck myself, I love fucking myself! It is one of my all time favorites!

            However, you Sir need to take a broom stick and shove it up that righteous arse of yours!

            If you can`t take Positive criticism, fuck off from this site and play with your baby sister!

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            • sexysonofsam

              Only arseholes call themselves "anonymous", they are normally spineless jelly fish in my opinion and experience>

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  • RoseIsabella

    Don't worry, I don't want you.

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  • Rihyae

    That was slightly hilarious, good job :D.

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  • we want your balls! run!

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    • shuggy-chan

      That would just make those balls jiggle more and becum even more enticing

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  • Avant-Garde

    It's ironic that if this was other way around women would be upset. Yet, when they do it it is perfectly fine? Talk about gender inequality.

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    • slings_and_arrows

      The post made me laugh and I see he s exposing a double standard...but does that ever really happen? And when it does it's usually a cougar or bbw and it happens rarely. The BIG difference is...a man can overpower a woman and it is scary when a mam is licking his lips and looking you up and down etc. You don't know what he might do and you cant defend yourself. Rape is a constant worry, it happens. If you're alone with a woman, she can try anything but can never overpower you. It seems men cant understand the fear women feel because of men's physical strength.

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      • It does happen...Ish. Not in the same way he described. I've had women not care about my persona and only go after me due to my appearance.

        You only view rape as a physical forcing. Women can rape men by using weapons as a threat such as a gun, and it has happened before. They could also do it by blackmail or by the threat of aspects of your life being threatened, financial, career, or socially. I myself have had to go through a girl putting herself on me because I was in a crowded place and due to past experiences, knew that if I pulled away I wuld be ridiculed for it. I won't put it as an extreme sexual assault but still very uncomfortable.

        Your fear is moreso paranoia that is built upon the presumption of male malice, which is very sexist of you.

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        • slings_and_arrows

          Well I'm sorry that that girl did that and I can understand the situation of that. Im not saying male rape and sexual assault doesn't happen.

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      • Also, given it has NOTHING to do about rape and about viewing someone as more than just a physically appealing person, you finding this funny is a double standard unless you feel the same way when men do it to women.

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        • slings_and_arrows

          I found the post funny yes. As for men only wanting sex and only being interested in a girl for her looks, I don't really care. As long as he is respectful it isn't a crime if he solicits someone or makes it clear he just wants sex. Happens to me a lot that I get approached, its only about looks and I don't really care. It doesn't have to affect me as a person that they don't care about who I am. They don't matter to me.

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    • Shrunk

      That was obviously his/her point in making this fake story...

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      • Avant-Garde

        I know.

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    • EXACTLY!!! Finally somebody smart enough who understands my approach.

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  • thegypsysailor

    As much as you may (or may not completely) have meant this post in jest, I have seen several such posts on here that were completely serious. It might be good to temper your ire with an understanding of where you posted.

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    • slings_and_arrows

      The non serious part of the post is he is saying women whine like this about men. But as I said earlier, men pose a significant threat to women but he has overlooked that.

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  • Freedom_

    Shut your mouth and open your crotch.

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  • Troll is trollin'.

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    • kitkat4me

      I kinda thought you made this post... lol

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      • Then you don't know me very well...I don't complain about this happening to me. ;)

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        • kitkat4me

          Oh. right..

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  • ihavenomouth

    You might be a narcissist.

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  • OnionKnight

    Better than being alone, I think.

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  • Koda

    LMAO

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  • Shrunk

    That means you don't have a compelling personality to attract intelligent folks, just like most girls who are treated that way

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  • Aliceee93

    What is this?
    Not ALL women are like this.
    Just tell those women, you have a small penis, then they'll run ;)

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    • kitkat4me

      Or no penis. That would be hilarious :')

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      • Aliceee93

        ;)

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        • Why hello there ;) I have no penis.

          I read the story about your calf..it gave me a sad

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          • Aliceee93

            I wasn't looking at you balls..

            :( sad sad :(

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            • *chops off my balls*

              Love me for my personality! :'(

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    • slings_and_arrows

      Why cant you see this is ironic? Do you really think he asks women what colour his eyes are and they say "balls." Can you ever conceive of a situation like that occurring?

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      • Aliceee93

        I myself was being sarcastic.. I ain't stupid!

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  • slings_and_arrows

    I'm feeling the heat from here...maybe we can go somewhere more private...

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    • Yes... like a boiler room in Elm Street.

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  • flailyhailey

    This is the saddest excuse of a troll post I have ever seen.

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