Is it normal to hate the designer of automatic flushing public toilets?

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When I go to a public toilet in, like, an airport or public building, and I sit on the pot to take a hurried and delightfully satisfying dump, occasionally the infrared sensor in the automatic flushing mechanism is misadjusted so that when you lean a bit forward (necessary when straining to emit a poop nugget) it thinks you've gotten up and are leaving and flushes the toilet. This causes freezingly cold water to splash upon my scroto-sack causing it to shrink up into my body cavities and short-circuits the pooping process causing me stress and causing the horrible "haven't-quite-finished-with-the-pooping" feeling which is so distracting when you have to continue your chess tournament or volleyball championship game, don't you know?

Well is it normal to hate the designer or installer or maintenance robot who fucked up the sensor causing this disturbance in the karma of pooping?

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Based on 13 votes (11 yes)
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  • HOUSEELF
    12 years ago

    I am in a wheel chair does the toilet need to flush three time getting on the toilet and three times getting off and two to three times while using the toilet that 9 to 11 flushes and the toilet is set to use extra water perhaps 5 gals per flush 55 gals to go to the toilet for one person thats very wasteful. and I use that toilet at work. four to five times during a forty hour work week do the math. that 1375 gals per week for one person what a waste!

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    Or perhaps you should hate the humans who leave unflushed toilets, requiring that someone invent a toilet that flushes itself? Your icy scrotal assault is the Universe's way of saying "laziness is bad". Just like mutually assured destruction is the Universe's way of saying "warmongering is bad".

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  • ComeFlyWithMe
    13 years ago

    Normal. Automatic toilets are so annoying! I don't know why they were invented. It's not that hard to just flush the toilet on your own.

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  • moomus
    13 years ago

    Totally, it sucks

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