Is it normal to go poop at work, or do you keep it in until you get home?

I work in a very small office and the bathroom is in close quarters to everyone.
Every now and again the urge arises to go number 2 but I tend to keep it in because I'm embarassed that the other people in the office might smell it, lol.
What is the norm? Do you keep it in or let it out?

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  • anti-hero

    I prefer the home field advantage.

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    • Shackleford96

      Wait, think about it for a minute though. You're getting paid... to take a shit. Isn't that awesome!

      Lol

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      • anti-hero

        I'd rather be paid to smoke and drink under my desk.

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        • Shackleford96

          You can't always get what you want. Lol

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          • anti-hero

            Remember who you are talking to ;)

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            • Shackleford96

              So, you got paid to smoke and drink under your desk?

              If so, I'm definitely jealous...

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  • Hottigene

    I wouldnt hold it in would be very uncomfortable why not keep alot of air freshner Handy.

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  • gummy_jr

    Pooping at work is a last resort for me.

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  • Shroot

    Have no shame, you're supposed to be a man!

    Make sure everyone can hear you going as well

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  • Avant-Garde

    Rule of my thumb is, is to always go at home. I hate public toilets because you never really now what the people who went before you did. They could have done something really kinky or disturbingly disgusting. You always don't know what kind of bacteria or diseases are contained in public hell hole. O_o On the other hand, some serious problems can arise if you don't go when you feel the urge to go, like constipation. Or, there's the risk of going on yourself whether it be in your office or on your way home.

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  • I rarely shit.

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  • Holzman67

    You're the opposite to those people who act like their shit don't stink lol its very considerate of you and I can see how it could be awkward but holding on is not good for you. Perhaps you can adjust your eating times so that the need to poo comes in out of work hours? Otherwise just go. It's a normal bodily function people should understand.

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  • oneofthosebeatlesfans

    For some reason, I never need to in public. The urge just completely goes away. But then once I'm home I can. I take it as a good thing. I hate going in public.

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  • TheCrazyone1301

    Like Hottigene said.......Keep some Air freshner around. o_o

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  • handsignals

    I sit down to wee and stand up to poo at job interviews.

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  • TwoThumbs

    Poop at work. Do you understand that you are getting paid to poop at work? Get paid...to poop at work.

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  • iluvcats

    I ALWAYS have stomach aches! It just gets so annoying and most of the time I can't go because I'm at school. It is the most worrying thing in my life. I HAS become the one of my worrying things.

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  • Rainbow_Cookie

    I can only go at home haha even if I wanted to real bad! I'd risk getting fired because I feel too uncomfortable anywhere else... Like there might be cameras or something :o

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  • GuessWho

    I to to wait until I'm home, but it's not always possible.
    When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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  • KyleTheCritic

    I only used the bathroom to take a dump twice at my high school, and that's from the beginning of freshman year to the end of sophomore year. I try to never use public bathrooms, but I don't mind shitting in the woods :)

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  • capitalist-pig

    Everyday @ 10am and 2pm, I drop a deuce at the office... Close quarters and all. Sorry, but you can set a clock to my bowels!

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I let that shit out. I poop twice a day, so waiting until I get home to poop is not an option.

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  • Karmasbitch

    Wait until I go home to release the beast.

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    • RoseIsabella

      What about when you have a turtle head?

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      • Karmasbitch

        Hahaha well in that case id create a think barrier of toilet paper and ass gaskets, to protect me from the toilet seat and do my business.

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        • RoseIsabella

          When people ask me what the best thing about Las Vegas is I always say, "I love the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms!" Also Las Vegas, Nevada has the most polite cockroaches in the country not like those KAMAKAZE ROACHES down in Houston, Texas.

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        • Karmasbitch

          Thick not think. Damn auto-correct.

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  • elenaki

    I don't have a standard workplace and it's not like I can drop the clients somewhere so I can go poop.

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  • kelili

    I always shit first thing after tea in the morning.. home.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Eat some pickled pigs feet and then poop all you want!

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    • shuggy-chan

      U know ur from the south when u talk about eating pigs feet

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      • RoseIsabella

        The funny thing is I've never actually eaten any. I was mostly just thinking of fart quality. I can eat fried chicken like nobody's business.

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        • robbieforgotpw

          You called?

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          • RoseIsabella

            I knew you couldn't stay away!

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            • robbieforgotpw

              U better ax somebody!
              **turbo fudges his undies squishing out the leg openings girl

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  • NotStrangeBird

    This would lead to major medical problems as I'm at work for several months. Yes I shit at work.

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    • shuggy-chan

      U fucker need to stop pooping on my card. I don't care u migrate

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      • NotStrangeBird

        Apparently you fail to understand the avian sense of humor.

        I'll make an exception for you Shuggy. just for you.

        Since you didn't blow me up with that hello kitty....

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        • shuggy-chan

          ....yet

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          • NotStrangeBird

            I'll go check the mail.

            Ahh here's a package. Hmmm, no return address.

            The Unabomber does owe me some fruit cups too, it might be from him....

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