Is it normal to give my girlfriends cool nicknames?

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So I'm a guy and I have been in two relationships. My first girlfriend's name was Peyton but I gave her the nickname "Valkyrie". My second girlfriend's name was Chloe but I gave her the nickname "Falcon". Now they both broke up with me and I have to think of new cool nicknames to use in the future if I get more girlfriends. I like nicknames like that which are strong and epic sounding, but I can't think of any more and I could use some help.

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  • HawaiianMami3
    8 years ago

    Nicknames or pet names are cute...the names you are giving are a bit odd

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    • ginnypoo808
      8 years ago

      I think the nicknames are cool, I have a guy friend who calls me babygirl. If the guy I actually like called me falcon I would start liking the guy who calls me babygirl waayy more after...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      why

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    I have a feeling this is why you're breaking up.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      maybe you're right but recently I been fantasizing about both my ex-girlfriends like we're on a top secret mission and Valkyrie and Falcon are their code names.

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      • Short4Words
        8 years ago

        Sounds like there's a story there.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    My GF Jizz Mop hates my pet name for her, I call her Jarad.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      lol wat kinda name is tht

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  • NathanScot
    8 years ago

    Let me indulge you.I'm not much for nicknames but back when i was courting my current gf i used to tease her by calling her shortstuff.Not bcause she's short but rather cause i'm alot taller than her.Next thing i knew the name had stuck.She seems to like it though.Cher'

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  • CountessDouche
    8 years ago

    OMG- ignore all of these other comments. You are a fucking boss and a hero and simple minded people cannot comprehend the level of your awesomeness.

    I worked at an art studio, and my boss tried to let me name the stock paint colors that we used, and then became angered when I came up with "cowboy tears, the saddest tears of all" as a paint color.

    I also struggle to express my feelings to my boyfriend, so I pair "I love you's" with large things...like I love you Gilbert grape's mom plus a blue whale vagina, or I love you that kid from the 6th sense's giant head.

    So...I see where you're coming from here.

    I'm brainstorming, so I feel like I'll do a bad job...but what about eboloretta or maybe hitler stache...or haymaker...or orkstomp.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I came up with a few new ones...Haze, Equinas, Sphinx, Mercurial, Rothunder, and Zarya.

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      • CountessDouche
        8 years ago

        What about Malachi or darkness

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          I prefer Mordecai.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Falcon.... Powanch!!!! Oh god please tell me the last one yelled that when she broke up with you.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    Valkyrie, sounds awesome, dude! I've had my share of nicknames, but...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      How about Haze, Equinas, Sphinx, or Mercurial?

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        Those are interesting, but Valkyrie is the best!

        I used know I guy who would call me mermaid.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          mermaid is boring, if he was going to call you something related to mermaid he could have at least called you Ariel :)

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          • RoseIsabella
            8 years ago

            Hey, I didn't think it was boring, it was sweet.

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  • MrSexyJesus
    8 years ago

    "Naggy Bitch" is always a good one.

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