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Is it normal to get really mad about airplanes and helicopters?

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I fucking hate air travel and all flying vehicles piss me the fuck off! Don't even get me started on spaceships! If I had my way I'd ban all air travel.

(hot air balloons too. Fuck those things.)

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Based on 29 votes (7 yes)

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thegypsysailor

8 years ago | pl

Well, that certainly is something you can campaign for diligently, without any hope of success. Do you enjoy tilting at windmills?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I will get my wish! The world is running out of oil, isn't it? Mwahahahaha!
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    8 years ago
    
    hardly
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      We're not running out of oil? :(
      
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      - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        
        8 years ago
        
        mebbe in 100 years and the more alternative energy gits used the longer it lasts
        
        oil gits used for a lot more than motor fuel too yaknow
        
        its all fun & games to be johnny econaut till it hits yalls wallet
        
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RoseIsabella

8 years ago

I LOVE air travel!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  What do you love about it?
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    8 years ago
    
    Most everything! I love being in the sky. I always take the seat near the emergency exist, because people tend not to want to sit there and that way I can have the peace and quiet of an isle all to myself. For me the least pleasurable part of air travel is other passengers.
    
    Matters regarding regulations, other passengers and not getting the entire can of soda are aggravating of course, but I have never by any means been afraid of air travel in and of itself. I do also hate this business with terrorism and hijacking, but flying isn't scary. Things aren't scary, people are scary.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      You can get the full can of soda if you ask.
      
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        8 years ago
        
        I certainly hope so. I'm always thirsty.
        
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    - green_boogers
      
      8 years ago
      
      Ahhhhh. Gliding above the cloud tops at 500 knots, without a care in the world. There is no better way to relax before the next big customer presentation.
      
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GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

8 years ago

Every helicopter in the world is lucky that I wasn't born Magneto.

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

8 years ago

how bout jefferson airplanes and led zeppelins?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Not a fan.
  
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  - Shackleford96
    
    8 years ago
    
    Not a fan of Led Zeppelin?!?
    
    *unfriends you*
    
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    - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      
      8 years ago
      
      dont mind him hes just dazed & cornfused
      
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      - Shackleford96
        
        8 years ago
        
        Hmm, there must be some kind of communication breakdown or something.
        
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        donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        
        8 years ago
        
        hey hey what can i do?
        
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    8 years ago
    
    remember what the dormouse said
    
    feed your head
    
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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  I prefer Led Zeppelin myself.
  ;-)
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    8 years ago
    
    i lives for my dreams and a pocketfulla gold
    
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AkyraTheFurry

8 years ago

28% normal, 28 replies
Damn

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- Steve2.0
  
  8 years ago
  
  Well. Fuck me.
  
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dirtybirdy

8 years ago

What about birds?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Birds are exempt!
  
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- AkyraTheFurry
  
  8 years ago
  
  I didn't know birds were planes
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    8 years ago
    
    I didn't say they were but you said if you had your way you'd ban all air travel. Try tellin that to the birds!!!
    
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Steve2.0

8 years ago

Hmm, what about sitting on your house roof with an RPG and shoot them down. You can be ECO ISIS!!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I would never do anything like that for real but I do fantasize about aviation disasters.
  
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