Is it normal to get constipated from eating mcdonald's and burger king at once

3 days ago I ate 5 mcdoubles on my way home from work and was passing by burger King and got hungry again so I got 2 whopper juniors and 2 spicy chicken burgers, then now I havnt pooped since and I keep eating more and don't gotta poop still, I had a tub of gummy dinosoars and some subway chilly and taco Bell today, and 4 cans of sardines and arbies everyday too. Is this normal ? I still can't poop, should I get exlax?

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Based on 11 votes (4 yes)
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  • sandnigga

    Stop eating mcdonalds. That has to be the worst food ever.

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    • JackoBlackman

      Don't be so melodramatic, Princess. It isn't high quality, but its far from the worst ever. God you Westerners are such fucking crybabies

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      • sandnigga

        Yo faggot. How about you actual try eating mcdonalds? You have no idea what that shit could actually do to you.

        Eating worms is probaley a heathier choice than mcdonalds.

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        • JackoBlackman

          Again...don't be so fuckin dramatic, princess

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          • sandnigga

            It's poison, troll.

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  • Pure_Rage

    Go on a fucking diet, stop eating fast food, drink lots of water, and exercise. You'll be shitting normally in no time you fat Fuck.

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  • roxandham

    McDonalds does the opposite for me. Fuck that place

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  • LessNormalThanYou

    I would have thought you'd get the opposite...diarrhea.

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  • greenpoopguy

    Anal sex is for sinners, heathans and homo sexuals, they will all suffer for eternity in the torment and fire of hell for not obeying simple commandments that make humanity civilized when you reject Jesus and do evil things for pleasure and live like a heathan and fornicate and be irresponsible you will be punished , not only with a lifetime of pain and suffering after you serve Satan but also for eternity with Satan in the fires of hell, so no anal sex for me,

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  • JackoBlackman

    Dat shit ain't good for your ass. Quick eat as much can spinach as you can. I also heard rough anal sex can help before a shit

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