Is it normal to feel sad that you'll never know what your own butt tastes like

Well, that's enough internet for the day.

When I die I want you 2 mix my ashes in a bowl of chili from wendy's , then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

Don't sell yourself short, OP. Long ago, there was an extremely flexible contestant on America's Got Talent (AGT). During one of his performances, he threw in for an extra measure, I suppose, sniffing his bottom. He gave the audience a sour look. (You can find the video of this performance on YouTube, if you're interested, that is. I remember it having many views, so it shouldn't be too hard to find.)

Really, with enough flexibility, you can reach many uncharted territories on your body.

Well what do you think your fingers are for?

So you wish to be a dog?

As a man who has tasted a lot of butts, they all taste the same. Go lick a butt, anywhere on the butt. Now you know what your butt tastes like.

I'm crying for you

The inability of reaching one's ass with one's own tongue does not automatically make it impossible to taste one's own ass. One can simply scrape, with a spoon, the intergluteal cleft after a long day of performing calisthenics.

Oh you crafty bastard.

it probably tastes like any other part of your skin...
but if you wanted to like taste your asshole you could do that, too.

Fuck you you sick bastard (why am I laughing)

Ass to mouth

Sick sick bastard.