Is it normal to eat my gf out at gunpoint?

The gun is unloaded and kept on safety, but my girlfriend for some reason likes to wear a balaclava and pretend that I'm being forced to eat her out at gunpoint. I've never heard of such a fetish, and though I don't mind doing it now and again, I think it's kind of strange, personally.

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  • Short4Words

    And what if someone forgets that it's loaded or that the safety is not on

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    • We check beforehand.

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      • Short4Words

        I could get all kinds of cynical but really it just sounds like a recipe for disaster.

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        • What do you mean? Personally, I could only ever see the results as "mind-blowing!"

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          • Short4Words

            You said it, pal!

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  • VirgilManly

    That's seriously some unsafe sex.
    Do it with a toy gun or you're going to get your head blown off.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Lowland gorilla suits are way better I always say.
      ;-)

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      • VirgilManly

        "Nothing like a hairy assed gorilla woman" says the silverback checking for estrus.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Oh, God no!
          *goes off to take a massive dump*

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    • How many condoms does it take to stop a speeding bullet? Do you think that would help?

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      • VirgilManly

        On second thought...have her put a round in the chamber just for me.

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  • 213

    Make sure that the grave you preparing for yourself is deep enough

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  • st395

    That is the Dumbest shit I have ever heard!

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    • ...Said st395's mom after he announced his ambition to make it beyond the 4th grade.

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      • st395

        ....said ANONYMOUS as he allowed his girlfriend to point a gun at his head! Think of another way to amuse yourself....Dumbass!

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        • I'd rather amuse your mother, but assume she gets plenty of that from you.

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          • st395

            You lose the Anonymous tag you piece of shit and I will find you and knock you out for bringing my mother into this!!!

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            • I doubt you could find your way out the basement with a map and trail of bread-crumbs, so I won't bother confusing you by providing you with any details regarding my whereabouts. Send your mother my regards.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    guns are for shootin at miscreants

    pussys are for lovin eatin and complimentin

    how yall gittin em cornfused fool?

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    • green_boogers

      Give new meaning to phrase, "Playing with fire[power]", don't it?

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    • Admittedly, I'm a bit of a miscreant. I guess my lady is using the gun for its intended purpose, then (well, almost; she's never actually shot me, of course).

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      • st395

        ...using it for its intended purpose???? Do you actually know what guns are used for?

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        • They dispense breath mints, right?

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  • TheMainMan

    Kind of like forced rape, or forced of something I suppose. I personally think that's hot but you should use maybe a toy that looks very similar to a real gun???

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  • eastbeast

    Sounds kind of hot to me.

    A bit like

    'OK Reeva, (or any other name you might like to use) you go into the bathroom, we'll pretend you are a burglar and I'll pretend to shoot you.'

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    • We'll even call the pretend police and have a pretend autopsy afterwards! Then I can be buried in a pretend casket! Nothing like a little good, clean, harmless fun.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Fuck that stupid fantasy of hers, not her. If I had a guy who was into that I would dump him like a big steaming pile of poo.

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    • I would rather you drop a steaming pile on me, personally, but whatever.

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      • RoseIsabella

        I call shenanigans! My spidy sense is telling me you're trying to troll us all.

        Regardless, anyone who is turned on by the idea of pointing a gun at my head is unworthy of getting a damn thing from me, because they are disrespecting me in their shitty little thoughts. I also CANNOT EVER respect someone who entertains such thoughts! For me sex and affection have to come with love and respect. Once again I'd rather be alone than be with someone like that!

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        • I don't consider it disrespectful in our relationship because I give her consent to do this. It would be disrespectful if she loaded the thing and did this without my approval, but that's not the case.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Then why are you even asking us? Regardless, it's not normall!

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  • Freedom_

    Sounds kinda hot to me...

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    • mystery7

      Like a hot gun barrel?

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  • Outsider21

    strange, but just check and make sure that it's still unloaded with the safety on otherwise it would be really dangerous

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  • timetochange

    The only problem I have with it is you are using a real gun. I know you said it is not loaded but even the safest people make mistake.

    If sound like fun but please quite using a real gun. There are so many other things you can do. She could tie you up and sit on your face. Slap you and call you a bitch and say eat me bitch. Blind fold you and touch you with things that might feel like they can hurt you but you have know idea what they are so you have to do her biding.

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  • slings_and_arrows

    Only in America.

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    • green_boogers

      Hear, hear. Those American blokes are a bunch of gun nuts, aren't they!

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      • You can take my girlfriend's birth-control and reproductive rights, but y'all are gonna have to pry my cold, dead, six-fingered hands off it if you want my gun.

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        • green_boogers

          No worries, mate! With guns a plenty, tharrs loads of assault rifles for the European tourists to shoot military ammunition while they're vacationing over here on the west side of the pond.

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  • Shackleford96

    A real gun? That's not very interesting now, is it? You should use something else. I've mustered up a few ideas for you:

    crossbow
    paintball gun
    fully automatic airsoft rifle
    slingshot
    blowdart gun

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    • green_boogers

      Yes, but a real gun and ammunition are much easier to buy at the local suburban store than your alternative suggestions.

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  • Miezekatz

    to eat out at gunpoint? What does that mean (no native speaker, sorry)

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    • I have a gun pointed at my head the whole time.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Why do you put up with her disrespect?

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        • I suppose you also consider whips and chains to be disrespectful? I give her consent for this. It's a tad strange, but it doesn't kill me. In return, she puts up with my weird shit, though I always get her consent first before I spring something totally weird on her. We have our boundaries and we don't let one another completely transgress them.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Whatever, why are you asking if you're gonna get all defensive? As far ad I'm concerned BDSM and D&M is a bunch of malarkey. I have a right to my opinion and if you don't care for opinions then why are you asking whether or not it's normal?

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            • Who's getting defensive? And this is my comment section, is it not? Am I not also entitled to give my opinion, and respond to the opinions of others with my own opinions?

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