Is it normal to do this or just funny

I've measured my boyfriends penis for two months with a special tape measure my friend makes, I get him to make the inches slightly bigger so that my bf thinks his penis is getting smaller?

I think he will notice if I do it this month but do you think this is funny or really sick? Am I normal?

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Meh 6
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Comments ( 10 )
  • AbnormallyAwesome

    And what's the official reason to measure his penis regularly?

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  • Political_refugee2

    Oh you jus wanna to fuck with his head come fuck with mine Chico, and my big kahunas yes?

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  • charli.m

    Well don't you have an exciting life?

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  • Shy1999

    I think all of you need a life lighten up I'm only doing it as a joke it's not like I cut his dick off he's got 9" and brags about it all the time I just wanted him to not be so big headed

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  • Handyman

    How much has he shrunk?

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  • Jujudog

    yeah excellent OP! we need more of your ilk doing stuff like this. If my gf did that to me I'd give her a medal!
    Keep up the good work!

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  • forgotusernameagain

    Brilliant

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  • NoutIsNorm

    So you have a "friend" that makes tape measures....for your boyfriends penis.... whats going on here that we/he dont know?

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  • Rusty-Rider

    You have reinforced my decision to live alone and not have any more girlfriends.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Yeah, you sound like a real catch. I hope he figures it out and tires of you.

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