Is it normal to consume semen for its health benefits?

After considerable research, I have come to realize the nutritional value of consuming semen. Most average ejaculations are about one teaspoon. Semen contains as much protein as an egg white, as much vitamin C as an orange, 3% of a person’s daily zinc allowance, and smaller quantities as the following: Fructose, sodium, cholesterol, fat, vitamin B-12. A 2002 study found that fruit, cinnamon, and nutmeg can improve the taste of semen. Avoid garlic, onions, red meat, dairy, and alcohol to improve the taste. As a confirmed slut, I intend to consume as much semen (cum) to maintain my health and wellness! A half a cup of cum is optimal, more if you like it! Who will join me in my fitness campaign by testing the theory that consuming semen has health benefits?

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Based on 8 votes (4 yes)
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  • Mammal-lover

    Here I thought this was common knowledge. Theres recipe books fof cooking with semen for christ sakes

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    • Aethylfritha

      And placenta * shudders*

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      • Mammal-lover

        Haha right. So gross

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  • Nikclaire

    I think you have put a lot of thought into maintaining a nutritional lifestyle. Yay!!

    Stay thirsty my friend 👍

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    • Jennifer21

      I SHOULD live forever!

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      OP's "research" is wildly incorrect.

      The average ejac contains a mere 1/4 gram of protein. This would require an adult to swallow dozens ejaculations to get even close to the low end of a healthy daily intake.

      For comparison, an egg white contains roughly 4 grams, or as much as approximately 10 ejaculations.

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      • Jennifer21

        You must enjoy reading about cum. Is that a clue about your hidden sexual desires?

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          I didn't know anything till I looked it up. I only read about cum to disprove this dipshit post.

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          • Jennifer21

            I’m sure you’re an expert now!

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  • Aethylfritha

    Sorry guys this makes me wanna puke.

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      It's not true don't worry.

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      • I feel sorry for you. You must have a really pathetic life if you spend all your time trolling and bullying people! You must be awful lonely!

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    • I take it you’re not a cum enthusiast like me. The more I drink the more I want!

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Funny idea for a troll, but all your "research" is complete bullshit.

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    • Thank you for your comment.

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        Your welcome ya fucking mouth breathin moron.

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        • You really should work on your spelling and punctuation before you comment.

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            You should work on having more brain cells than just the one.

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            • Ah, you’re just jealous!

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  • Also, vaginal sex without condoms will help reduce depression, whereas vaginal sex with condoms have no effect on reducing depression. Come on girls, get happy! I may be the healthiest, happiest slut ever!

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