Is it normal to burn the roof of your mouth w/ pizza cuz you can't wait?

you greedy bastard, just wait 5 minutes

Yes, I do the same thing when i eat things i can't wait
Meanwhile, an anesthetic mouthwash can ease your pain by gently numbing the tissue. A warm salt-water rinse can also help ease the burning and reduce swelling. The affected skin should begin to peel away in two to four days. Your mouth should be fully healed in about a week or two.

I never learn either. #fatdudeproblems

i always do it because im always hungry so i rush my food all the time

I'm a quick eater so waiting for things to cool down is a no no for me. I'm trying to correct this bad habit since it's unhealthy. I'd probably digest better if I slowed down. lol

A man and is wife ad tier preacher over after services. The husband was outside working. His wife called him in and ad a apple pie on the table. The husband got a piece of pie. "He didn't know it just came out of the oven".
He took a big bite and spit it out on the table it was still steaming. The preacher and his wife were staring at him. He looked at them and said "you know many a fool would have tried to swallow that" Get the point?

Impulse control issues and a unhealthy diet. You'll go far.