Is it normal to believe sailors really do make better lovers?

Netherlands - Results from a study conducted by the Onzin Institute in Amsterdam were published this week, and some say the conclusions may send many out to sea. The findings from the four-year study, published in English with the rather boring title: "Environmental Effects on the Virility Index", astounded even the program's Director, Dr. Hijgen Krachtig, who said during a radio interview with NRR: "As a scientist, one should always be surprised when common knowledge turns out to be true. In reality, most common preconceptions in this study proved to be of a mythical nature." What turned out to be true is that sailors' scores were far above the the scores of any other group, or as the study said, "produced results significantly outside the standard variants in multiple analyses."

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Comments ( 28 )
  • theqypsysailor

    arrgh, it be all the buttsex we have.

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    • thegypsysailor

      Oh please. grow up.

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      • handsignals

        Wait:/ which one of you is the real GS?

        DUN DUN DARRRNN!

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        • thegypsysailor

          The one who knows how to spell, would be a good bet for the real gypsy.

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  • Diver2

    Most sailors suck cocks.

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    • You know this from experience, I presume.

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      • Diver2

        Yes I have been sucked off by a few sailors.

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        • Either you have a very vivid imagination or you are speaking of navy sailors.
          Most yachtsmen have more women hanging around their yachts than they need, so your silly offer to blow them would fall on deaf ears. Or even get you whacked in the head with a winch handle.

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          • Diver2

            That is not true. There are lots of sailors who suck cock.

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            • Dream on.

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  • green_boogers

    Yep, sailor girls know how to use the motion of the ocean. It says so in the article.
    http://yachtpals.com/sex-sailing-4126

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  • I need to find a female sailor then. I'd make do with GypsySailor but I don't think he would be up for it. :(

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    • thegypsysailor

      I think the wife might have something to say about that?

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      • Ugh! Fine! If she wants to join us she's permitted. >:/

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    • theqypsysailor

      you can be my cabin boy sonny ;)

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  • handsignals

    Drunk fat chicks off the starboard bow, Man The Harpoons!

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  • Aries

    I don't know if I am buying all this .

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    • A girl in every port? A lot of guys can't get sex at all.

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      • You making fun of me?

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        • No, sorry. Just pointing out that sailors may indeed make better lovers?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    puts a whole new spin on the whole flyin dutchman story

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  • ______________

    My name is Proffesor Igdolf Schlabklak. I thought it was the plumbers.

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  • chained_rage

    LOLing so hard at that doctor's name and surname right now :D

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    • dirtybirdy

      Secret code isn't it!? What does it mean???!!

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      • chained_rage

        Hijgen Krachtig :D

        If I translate it to my language it is "Heavy Breather" :D

        In my mind, with the images, it is too hilarious

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        • chained_rage

          Like if a creep calls you and all you hear is that disturbing breathing

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        • dirtybirdy

          Haha! That's too funny.

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  • Mr-Myrtos

    Everyone knows the sea and the sun together offers a overdose of serotonin and D vitamin. The regular diet in the ships provides an element not very easy to find in our normal diet, zinc.
    All this plus some hundreds of guys in the sea for some months in their very young age makes them sex time bombs ready to explode, sex bombs.
    Its common knowledge there is sex among sailors but exactly the same way it happens in jails. A lot of guys "arrested" in the same espace for a long time. The difference is sailors are not forced to do it and as young as they are many times they keep doing it after leaving.
    Most sailors are sex bombs just coz of the long abstinence periods. Only for that reason.
    The article is poor.

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