Is it normal to be sexually attracted to a toaster?

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OK so I know this is going to sound very bizarre to people, and I'm actually really nervous about typing this because I've never told anybody as I fear being judged. So I find toasters sexually exciting. I'm not necessarily aroused by looking at a toaster, but I do find it very sexual when toast pops up. I don't masturbate to this as I would really need to be watching it pop up over and over again in the form of a gif. IDK if part of it is waiting for my food when I'm hungry, or if it's just the popping up thing that does it. I also get aroused by the colors of the coils when they get hot. I know that when they've been on for awhile that the toast is almost ready. Is this normal or am I just completely nuts?

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  • thepuppet
    3 years ago

    yall ever see a title and know youre about to have some good ass reading material for a minute or two

    i hope this is ironic man

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    • Boojum
      3 years ago

      No, an iron is a completely different domestic appliance.

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      • thepuppet
        3 years ago

        i meant ironic as in i hope it's not a dead serious post

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    No but did you at least anally fuck both the toast and the toaster?

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  • my_life_my_way
    3 years ago

    Wrap your dick in tin foil and stick it in

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    • zoing7
      3 years ago

      YES, that will give him a HOT ROD.... or is this a girl, writting?

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    • Somenormie
      3 years ago

      I love the way you think my_life_my_way.

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    • Boojum
      3 years ago

      Aluminium foil isn't advisable, since it could short out the toaster and damage the object of the OP's affections.

      But I remember seeing Teflon envelopes that you can stuff sandwiches in and use a toaster to heat them. Those would be safe (as far as the toaster is concerned, anyway).

      Of course, we don't know if the OP is a guy. If the OP is female, riding the toaster would bring a completely new meaning to the colloquial expression "hot".

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      • my_life_my_way
        3 years ago

        That’s the point, his dick gonna get electrocuted

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  • Doh
    3 years ago

    I asked me girlfriend about this, we have been laughing at the idea, but you do you, just call Kitchen Aid to make sure your toaster has consent before you make mini toasters

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  • rocketdave
    3 years ago

    This one takes the biscuit!

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  • SmokeEverything
    3 years ago

    Hope you're not into shower sex

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  • Boojum
    3 years ago

    Consider yourself judged.

    Still, compared to the guy I read about years ago who was so in love/lust with his car that he fucked the tailpipe and wanted to marry it, you're pretty much normal.

    And if you want to feel totally good about you doing you, read this:

    https://www.oxygen.com/crime-time/kansas-man-sex-car-stun-gun-police

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      3 years ago

      i woulda figured on megadriver for this kinda activity

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    one april fools day in the 90s i rigged a toaster to shoot toast 4 feet into the air

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