Is it normal to be obsessed with hank hill?

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For over five years now I've been quoting Hank Hill at least 10 times a day. I've taught myself how to do a spot-on Hank Hill impression and I often make him say perverse things about sex and propane in that voice, usually pretending to talk to Bobby. It's become a habit for me now, in order to drive unsettling thoughts out of my mind, to exclaim, "I tell ya hwat!!!" and "Dangit, Bobbeh!!!" in his voice.

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Based on 15 votes (7 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Damn it Bobby! I got propane in my urethra.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Damn, I voted "yes" before seeing that part about bobby. Anyway, it's pretty obvious that Hank Hill is a closeted kinks tear at heart. He wants to be dominated real good!

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    • VirgilManly
      9 years ago

      I think Peggy does him with a strap-on while forcing him to cook with charcoal.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        9 years ago

        Instead of leather, she wears a propane tank costume.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          And the meat he's being forced to cook is actually tofu.

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        • VirgilManly
          9 years ago

          And role plays as his boss, Mr Strickland.

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  • TareBear20
    9 years ago

    Make a fan-fiction soft-core porn out of it.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    my brother in law looks exactly like an adult Bobby Hill. Rilly.

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  • Sog
    9 years ago

    Boggle?

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