Is it normal to be in possession of supreme burrito intelligence?

I have come to the conclusion as of late that the intelligence I've acquired regarding supreme burritos is of exceedingly superior quality. I also find that this site does nothing to diminish my confidence in that assertion; though I am hardly qualified to treat such a site as representative of burritos in general, I am forced to admit that I cannot find any burritos here that can even roughly approximate the supreme burritos I've come across in the field. I find that the majority of this site's burritos (even the regular burritos who delude themselves into believing that they would be able to meaningfully contribute to the world of gastronomy were it not for the presence of food critics and their innumerable readers) to be pitifully dull tasting burritos, hardly capable of providing even the most basic of flavors without someone to whom they might default when the great abundances of guacamole that they are unquestionably in possession of begin to overflow and spill out into the nacho containers with whatever toppings they were attempting to eat. You are all nothing more than regular burritos, and the fire in your stoves have long been smoldering from the lack of oxygen. You are all such regular burritos.

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44% Normal
Based on 9 votes (4 yes)
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Comments ( 3 )
  • shuggy-chan

    Git in ma belly

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    the spanish are just frenchmen what speaks mexican

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  • TheDentist

    As long as it's a sugar free burrito. The regular ones cause cavities.

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