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Whenever we go out shopping, he says stupid things that I never hear other kids his age saying. I know other parents are listening and judging him (and by extension, me). I recently told him not to talk to mommy unless we're at home. Is this normal?
Why don't you just throw IT in a dumpster and drink some malt liquor? That's obviously what you want.
Force him in your kitchen oven and threaten to cook him alive if he misbehaves again
Simple solution: corporal punishment. Give him a few hard slaps and kicks and his behaviour might improve.
op how old is you kid and do you have any examples of what your kid says that is so annoying
I'm guessing he's about 5.
1. He needs to shake the sillys out, that means lots of exercise.
2. Talk to him like an adult when your out, ask him questions and get him to observe and comment on his surroundings.
when i were 5 i useda play helicopter dick at the icecream parlor
and look at how great i turned out
Well now you know how your parents felt when you were a child. It is a parent's curse that they place on their own children. It goes like this... "I hope when you have children that they are just like you." And you have given evidence that the curse actually works. If what the kid says is really bad, smack them upside the head. If it is just stupid crap, let them be. They will grow out of it.
Well, that's going to be fun next time he needs the toilet when you're out!
Seriously though, what's he doing that's so terrible?
My mother would spank me whenever I cried in public. It took me years to realize she was punishing me because I was embarrassing her. What a terrible, selfish reason to punish a child.