Is it normal to annoy/troll vegan activists?

I personally find it funny because of how butthurt they can be, its funny because they shove their ideology down peoples throat and I just eat a cheeseburger in front of them, while trying to force me to watch a documentary ( I end up rolling my eyes on them. ), what would be funny if I chop up a piece of raw chicken in front of them that would be 10 times funnier. They can't take it and they keep asking me why aren't I vegan, the only reason why I'm not vegan is mostly because I don't want to be orthorexic and also it causes problems for me such as Vitamin B12 defiency but they would probably think my problem is rubbish. If I see them protesting I would happily get into a fight and laugh at how stupid they sound and those protesters make veganism look bad and they give other people who are a bad name ( I know that some do it for health reasons. ). What I'd probably do is throw some meat and cheese in front of those stupid activist motherfuckers and pour milk on them.

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  • SwickDinging

    Sounds like a waste of time

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i wouldnt know where to find a vegan activist

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    • megadriver

      Go to a supermarket parking lot and let your car idle for a few minutes... They'll come. Eco-crazed, vegany straw men, or psycho hippies with dirty hair.

      I've encountered a few such characters. Peeling out next to them, after you disagree is always good fun XD

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        must be a europe thing

        nothin but wall to wall hillbillies at my local grocery

        with a few hasidic jews thrown in cause theres some big camp they attend next town over

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        • CountessDouche

          Yeah, I don't think I could possibly agree with a comment more. Where does this even happen? Where vegan activists are gathering outside of the meat department, ready to slap the steak out of people's hands in a flurry of self righteousness? Where do people live that are constantly being attacked by gender neutral, blue haired feminists, out to guilt trip everyone for their internalized mysoginy

          It literally never happens. These people are so dramatic

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          • SwickDinging

            Yeah. I've seen them before, about 15 years ago, at a Meat is Murder protest march... which is exactly what you'd expect, to be honest.

            There has literally been no other point in my life where I've come across a vegan activist, as far as I'm aware. Maybe they are inactive activists.

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            • CountessDouche

              Ummm what? Are you being serious?

              People who eat meat...white people who eat meat...are one of the most flagrantly abused minorities on planet earth. How dare you minimize my experience. Tiwaneze human trafficking victims have experienced NOTHING that even compares to the pain I feel on bunnings sausage sizzle Saturday, when the vegans hide in the bushes, shaming me with their eyes.

              This just happens CONSTANTLY. I bought a bit of chicken at the store & I was roundhouse slapped by the butchest of blue haired lesbians. It's hard. It's so hard...as a hetero, meat eater...my life is a battle. The liberals...they gather on my lawn, with their terrifying ideas about healthcare.

              Please help

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      • Somenormie

        And pour some dairy yogurt onto them

        Or

        Watch them get kicked out by security.

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  • Somenormie

    Oh and BTW eating meat is fine, no harm is done.

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    • LloydAsher

      Humans are designed to eat meat so yeah.

      Still I think bug farms are gonna be the future poor person protein source. Very efficient, just got to sell the eating bugs part which will be harder for 1st world countries to adopt.

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  • soleyman_the_magnificent

    I generally hate people nagging me and trying to lay a guilt trip on me about my life decisions. You do you, and stay out of my life.

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    • Somenormie

      I agree with you, no one should put up by someone guilt shaming them about their decision. We as human beings have different choices, no one should force each other their ideologies. For me its fun to annoy the crap out of them especially eating fried chicken in front of them.

      - OP

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  • Ayuko

    I don't care much about vegan animals rights activists, you may as well do as you please to keep trolling those annoying motherfuckers.

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  • StylinProfilin

    Look up Alex Jones and Eric Andre. Its good trolling.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I have some relatives who are vegan, but they are cool about it, and haven't tried to push it on me.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      my usual complaint about that food is that while it can be good if prepared well & theres no tofu or stupid shit in it after an hour or so its like i never ate anythin and im hungry as fuck again

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  • This is why it's important to understand what you're doing. With that thought process, yes, it's funny. You understand what you're doing is only upsetting those who have no problem asserting their opinions onto others, that in itself is them opening the door for feedback and all you're doing is exhibiting your belief in the golden rule and it's ultimately them breaking that bond and becoming the morally wrong person, because although they're justified in forming opinions and living their lives accordingly it is a commonly agreed upon social rule that you don't force your beliefs onto others. This is why I pursue discourse over debate.

    Now sometimes I get frustrated if someone else is being too subtle or using subtlety to be curt, but I feel like in your context they should be able to figure it out, and I try to use my best judgement when subtlety obfuscates me

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