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Is it normal to always take the word "fuck" literally?

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Whenever people say fuck, I always take it literally and its so annoying!

If someone says to me "go fuck yourself" my reaction is that my erection would never be able to bend in such a manner.

Or if someone calls me a motherfucker, my thought is, you mean my dad?

If you say "oh well fuck them!" I'll be like, I don't think they would consent or their a guy and I'm not gay ect.

If someone comments on here say I'm fucking retarded, I will wonder what they mean. Fucking isn't retarded. And I'm not fucking anyone who is retarded.

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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

It's because you have autism and are a nerd

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Nerd maybe, but I am not autistic. Not sure why you would think I habe issues for using the true definition of a word.
  
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  - Mrown
    
    4 years ago
    
    these are common characteristics of an autistic person, have you seen a professional about it? you could take a test to see if you are or not (a test made by a doctor, not an online quiz)
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      I'm not autistic!
      
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    4 years ago
    
    omg
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      I'm an athiest....
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        4 years ago
        
        I'm a couldntgivesafuckiest
        
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        4 years ago
        
        Thats a new one, what is it? I would argue that it is ineed relavant that I say I'm an athiest because you said oh my god, and this makes no sense because I have no god. Unless you meant my as in your god, but I don't know which one that is either.
        
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mauzi

4 years ago

I hate when People use “anal” in casual conversation (as in anal retentive) for the same reason. Also “chewed out” sounds gross, too close to the sexual phrase.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Well at least someone kind sort relate.
  
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TerriAngel

4 years ago

Anon.
The super anti gay macho guy, is usually a closet homo.
But he would rather kill you then admit it.
is that relavent?
The flag waving, gun toting MERICA FIRST, patriot.
Is also the first to Incarcerate, deny rights, and blow past the constitution of anyone of a different political, religious, or ethnicity different from theirs.
Is that relavent.
Sorry I dont have crayons.

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DeathXN

4 years ago

I think this is normal, but, are you from a country that the main language is not english?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Nope, American.
  
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megadriver

4 years ago

If someone calls me a motherfucker, I wouldn't be offended really... There are some very sexy moms out there.

I never had the chance to be with a milf, so I guess I'll just have to wait, until I marry my girlfriend and she is my milf and then my cougar XD

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I'm not offended, its more of confusion and awkwardness.
  
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- Doesnormalmatter
  
  4 years ago
  
  Is it still a milf if its your wife tho?
  
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  - megadriver
    
    4 years ago
    
    I think so... Even better than just a regular milf, cause my future wife will be my milf.
    
    If my girlfriend's mother is any indication of what she'd look like as she ages - she's gonna be one hell of a milf XD
    My dad always said pick a girlfriend, only after you've seen how her mother looks...
    
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    - Doesnormalmatter
      
      4 years ago
      
      Lol. Judging by looks? How evil of you!
      
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TerriAngel

4 years ago

People dont mean what they say.
Love, hate, sexual attraction.
Its shown by action.
Just be wary of the super duper any anything.
that person is usually lying to themself.
That makes them unstable, and dangerous.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I don't see how this is relavant.
  
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