Is it normal this makes my butt hurt...

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Everytime I eat cheese.

It might sound like I just need to poop, but usually if I need to use the toilet, I'll just go.
It might also soon like I'm constipated, but I swear I'm not. I know what that feels like.

There's no poop involved, my ass just hurts for days everytime I eat cheese, like, it's not even the inside of my anus, it's more like the buttcheeks.

Even after I poop, my pancakes still burn and ache constantly

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  • CarlTheBugFucker
    7 years ago

    Stop eating cheese with nails in it.

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  • peterrabbyt3
    7 years ago

    Don't eat cheese for two weeks and then let me fuck you up the ass and we will see how that works out for you. I am always willing to help.

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  • rltg4711
    7 years ago

    Maybe it hurts because the mice and rats are forcing their way into you whilst you are asleep, so they can get to the cheese.

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  • MinerC
    7 years ago

    Well... if it's only about cheese, can't you just avoid eating cheese then? Or do you like cheese some much you think it's worth it?

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  • mathewdavis133
    7 years ago

    If cheese makes your bottom hurt, why are you still eating it?

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    • runandgolovelyheathens21
      7 years ago

      good question

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  • fluffy1uv
    7 years ago

    See a doctor this has nothing to do with cheese

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