Is it normal this big blue thing chases me?

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Idk what it is but it is really big and blue. It has a face like an angry bird and has feathers like the car wash strings. It is kind of like those Chinese dragons you see in parades but just a bird face. I picture it in my mind so often and it is hard to function when it is around. I see it irl often but Idk if it is real or a figment, but this thing fucking haunts me to the point I can barely function. Am I losing my mind or have other people's seen the giant cookie monster blue thing with the bird face?

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  • justvwtruths
    6 years ago

    Just stop and let it take you, That's what I did and it was the best thing i ever experienced.
    10/10 would get abducted by Big Blue Bird face thing again.

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    • SaltyAsTheSea
      6 years ago

      Can confirm, it gave me five dollars too.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      You wouldn't be here posting if that were the case. Something tells me this thing doesnt let anyone survive once it has you.

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  • ILikeMemesBoi
    6 years ago

    Probably schizophrenia

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    Paranoid OP named troll face runs through the woods, big blue things hot on his tail. OP's becoming exhausted- he trips more frequently over sticks.

    He cannot run anymore. He leans against a tree, panting heavily as the footsteps behind him slow into a prowl. Suddenly, big blue thing's claws a shredding OP's clothes; he's naked within seconds.

    OP screams as the deep blue, veiny mass of flesh that would on another animal be a penis tears his rectum.

    Over the next 20 minutes OP's digestional tract is completely destroyed.

    For the last hour of his life, he lays dying on decaying leaves, moss, and ants which are now eating the ravaged flesh of his anus.

    THE END.

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  • Checkmate_King
    6 years ago

    dammit I paid that thing a lot of coin to do the job. Now I've got to find someone else to finish the 'contract' ...

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  • MrsEdGein
    6 years ago

    Have your meds stopped working?

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  • pendletonGibbs
    6 years ago

    It's trying to give you a ride. The Nothing is coming.

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    Cray.

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