Is it normal the snail living in my ass?

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Is it normal that I have a small snail living in my ass? I'm not happy with the living arrangement but I can't help but feel sorry for him because his view of the world is obstructed by my undergarments and my trousers. I can feel him pop his head out for a look at some of the oddest times and leaving a trail of slime.

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    I hate when that happens.

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  • Blackville
    8 years ago

    Yeah thats not a snail buddy. Sounds like you have some parasite or worm living in your ass. Might want to see a doctor about that

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    • RoyRogers
      8 years ago

      LMBO, yeah pretty much was my thoughts. Its funny OP would think this was normal though.

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    You sure?...it could be a used condom!

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    At least he is safe and happy.

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  • handsignalsfucksyourmom
    8 years ago

    Were will you be diahrea strikes.

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  • DoubleAgentCookie
    8 years ago

    Lemmywink's reincarnation.

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  • fatmonkey
    8 years ago

    You might have a mutation like the tumor baby from hellboy

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  • randypete
    8 years ago

    troll post

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