Is it normal the great poop experiment went horribly wrong

One day I decided to do a poop experiment. 1. make myself constipated by eating cheese all day 2. Eat loads of poop churning food Chinese and Indian take away ect. 3. On day 5 stick a suppository up there and do the biggest poop ever.

On the evening of day 4 my GF invited me to her parents place for dinner. Perfect! Her parents are Italian, all that pasta and garlic bread would be the perfect meal to before the conclusion of my great poop experiment.

Flash forward.

"That was a wonderful meal Mrs Faggotory, I can see were your daughter gets her cooking sills and her good looks"

"Oh my boy, so sweet, we will do the washing up and you Boy's go into the yard to do some rough housing"

This is were things went wrong, I was in the back yard rough housing with Mr Faggotory when....

"come on my boy, punch me, show me how strong you are, I am strong like Ox"

Bang! Mr Faggotory punched me so hard in the stomach it dislodged my poop and my trousers flooded.

"Oh you silly boy, you were doing the great poop experiment wern't you?"

"Yes Mr Faggotory, how did you know?"

"I was once a curious young man to, come my boy, we sneak to the upstairs bathroom and get you cleaned up, no one will know"

Then things went from bad to worse, while Mr Faggotory was helping me get cleaned up he slipped in some poop then I tripped over him, we ended up on the floor writhing around in poop, we stripped off and jumped in the shower. Mrs Faggotory and my GF had heard the commotion, they burst into the bathroom only to find us naked, in the shower, covered in poop.

So is it normal for the great poop experiment to go so horribly wrong?