Is it normal that slugs turn me on?

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Right... it's a bit difficult how to explain this weird feeling that I get!!!...
It all started this one night when me and the Missis were lapping up the heat from the chimanea in the garden..... picture this.... nice night, clear skies, romantic music in the background, roaring fire and two consenting adults.....
Well we was getting a little frisky( as you would) and one thing lead to another, but I felt a slippery little thing crawl up my leg!! First I thought it was the other half trying to trick her way up my bum with a bit of spit on her finger.... ooohhhh no!!! to be honest that would of been tolerable compared to horror and sick excitement that I found it was a slug slugging up my inner thigh!!!
I brushed the pesky wanna be snail off and thought no more of it.... until my other half did spit on her finger and try the bum thing.....
I wanted the slug back!!!!
Help!!

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  • bottomup99
    6 years ago

    Just let the finger in, you will not regret the experience.:)

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  • 1lothi1
    7 years ago

    XD thats funny

    I'd recommend you go for snails instead because slugs are poisonous and are known to carry lungworm.

    Lungworm is a parasite that infects your lungs but can sometimes/rarely infect your heart accidentally causing sudden death syndrome.

    So yeah, go for snails.

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  • FeralDefiance
    7 years ago

    I had a girlfriend who was way into slugs, big old yellow banana slugs in particular. It was weird, but kinda cute. It's not like (most) slugs can hurt you, anyway.

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    Slugs need love too!

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  • kla631
    7 years ago

    Ugh slugs. NO way. EWWWW!

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