Is it normal that my poop plops in the toilet water and splatters my butt?

A friend gave me a tip once, esp. good for public toilets... Put a square or two of toilet paper in first to prevent the splashback!

oh gawd.. i shouldn't have visited this site while i was eating.. lol

Comletely normal. :)

Veggies tend to float, and protien tends to plop.

your poop must be really dense and weigh a lot hahhaa

Try using a porta-john and having the blue liquid splash up at you. Now imagine several people done used it before you did.

I thought everyone put some toilet paper in first to avoid the dreaded splash-back? Anyway, there's your solution.

That depends on a toilet design too. If it's like a fountain every time you plop it, perhaps it's poor design of a toilet bowl.

War u need to do is put your feet on the toilet rim and squat down so that when the splashback comes up your asscheeks are farther up and the water won't reach you.

Splash back :)

having poo that floats is ok if you are a healthy person.

everybody loves talking about poo lol that's hilarious

Put toilet roll down, or strategically poo on the rim

always having floaters means get your liver checked.

Yes, its normal. Everyone's poop is different as we all tend to eat different things and mine is weird as well. It doesn't plop but it is often long, skinny and will often float.