Is it normal that my penis appear to be aging faster than the rest of me?

I'm a supple and sculpted young man and my penis (Geoffrey) appears to be aging faster than the rest of my body. The effects are really quite concerning. In the last year alone Geoffrey has become more and more elderly in appearance and behaviour, his wrinkles have deepened, he is a much darker colour, far larger, more irritable, stiffer and to be frank he has started to smell more and more like worthers original and stale urine - IS THIS NORMAL - if not IS IT TIME TO SEND GEOFFREY TO A HOME/TAXIDERMIST??

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  • let geoffrey have lots of rest, dont keep him up late and dont ignore him when yr in company, introduce him, he may be old but he still has feeling/s

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  • justsomgirl

    What a pathetic waste of time.

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    • scibidydoo

      HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NICKNAME!

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  • outlaw3365

    im 36 and i also have noted changes down there...without being too vulgar .....the sack hangs lower and has wrinkled somewhat...still works fine but i also have noticed...and as far as the smell...i've got it too..e're men and we sweat more down there than women do... i think it has something to do with that...i think we're normal.

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