Is it normal that my mom knows i masturbate?

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I'm not some horny teenager, actually a 23 year old man who recently moved back to my parents house while looking for a job. During the day I'm usually bored so I constantly jack off on my bed. I have a disease that limits mobility in my hands. So for many years I have masturbated by laying face down on my bed and just rubbing my dick against the soft mattress. I always wear pajamas when doing this, but still, my bed sheets have huge cum stains on them because I often lay there a few seconds after cumming because it just feels so good. My mom washes my bed sheets so she sees the cum stains and she also washes my pajamas so she sees the stains on there too. I'm just worried she might be thinking I'm some kind of sex addicted freak. I'm also a virgin.

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Based on 13 votes (10 yes)

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CountessDouche

8 years ago | pl

You're 23 years old. Why the fuck is your mom still doing your laundry? Wash your own jizz crusted sheets.

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- anti-hero
  
  8 years ago
  
  Beat me to it.
  
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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  OP said he has a disease that limits his mobility so he may be disabled in a way that prevents him from doing his laundry or makes it really difficult to do so.
  
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charli.m

8 years ago

It's ok.

She masturbates, too.

Sometimes she jerks off your dad.

You're welcome.

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- anti-hero
  
  8 years ago
  
  When she jerks off the dad, does he lay face down while the mom pushes his ass down?
  
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RainbowDischarge

8 years ago

Even if there was no evidence, I think she would still know.

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- shuggy-chan
  
  8 years ago
  
  Thats what im saying, now if she walks in on you that's another thing
  
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handsignals

8 years ago

fuck...I can't even remember posting this.

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thegypsysailor

8 years ago

I'm guessing everybody on earth would assume you masturbate. Do you think your mom so stupid that she wouldn't?

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VirgilManly

8 years ago

I hope you got her something nice for Mother's Day.
That' pretty gross letting your mom handle your cummy sheets and jammies.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  not really she doesnt ask for much
  
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  - iEatZombies_
    
    8 years ago
    
    You should take it upon yourself not to have your mother wash your jizz sheets. It's just kind of the lowest possible level of human decency and respect you can show her, you know?
    
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Arm0se

8 years ago

Just don't jizz on the sheets \._./

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  too late
  
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(s)aint

8 years ago

If you are going to jizz in your clothes, wash them yourself. I´m sure there´s ways for you to manage.

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Diver2

8 years ago

Ask your Mother to give you a hand. She can jerk you off and maybe even suck your cock too.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  she bring me into the world so i need to repay her
  
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  - Diver2
    
    8 years ago
    
    So give her a good fuck too!
    
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    - peterrabbyt3
      
      7 years ago
      
      And you both can suck my cock and I will give you five dollars each.
      
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NeofelisNebulosa

8 years ago

You know that type of masturbation has serious side effects. The face down rubbing? Look it up. It's not good for you.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I've been doing this since I was 13 and I feel great.
  
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  - NeofelisNebulosa
    
    8 years ago
    
    Trust me. Look up "face down masturbation effects." You need to stop doing it if you can find another way....
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      that's all urban legends with no scientific proof to support their claims. back in the day people used to say masturbation made you go blind, and we know how that turned out.
      
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VinnyB

8 years ago

As much as people seem to like to believe their parents are naive about sex, I doubt very many women old enough to have grown children are unaware that 23 yo men masturbate. I'm sure she found your father, or whatever men have been in her life, doing it at ages older than yours.

I also agree with the countess, wash your own stuff. I'm sure you managed when you moved out, I am sure you can manage now that your back.

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