Is it normal that my gf has stinky farts?

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Is it normal for my gf to have stinky farts? I didn't even girls farted. Especially not STANKY farts! What doing on? Should I break up with her?

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  • Incomplet
    9 years ago

    oh no her farts don't smell like marc jacob's perfumes

    abort abort abort

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I actually just did a horrific smelling fart a few minutes ago. The stench is still lingering in the room and my brother put the Febreeze somewhere where I can't find it.

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    • VirgilManly
      9 years ago

      Ha, I just farted while reading this too!

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        And I farted while reading your comment just now.

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        • VirgilManly
          9 years ago

          Here's a mental exercise for you-
          If you smell your fart, it probably smells good.
          Now imagine its the fart I just ripped, I bet it now seems disgusting. Amazing isn't it?

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            9 years ago

            Actually my farts smell like putrid cow anuses that rose from the abandoned hotel pools of the 6th layer of hell.

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            • lilsnifferman
              9 years ago

              That must be a nice one :D

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            • VirgilManly
              9 years ago

              rofl...I have no comeback.

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            • regisphilbin
              9 years ago

              dayum gurl

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  • horny_simpletons
    9 years ago

    You didn't know before that girls could fart? Isn't it common knowledge that people fart? Lol

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    • Riddler
      8 years ago

      No Op probably has an IQ below 70.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    if she aint selena gomez then cut er loose

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    • Arm0se
      9 years ago

      LOL! I read that story earlier too.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    So... The other girls you've dated. Were they human? Last time I checked humans were animals and all animals digest food. If you were surprised by that, I hate to break it to you but they also poop, pee, sweat, puke when they're sick, basically everything you, and everyone else does.

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    • Riddler
      8 years ago

      Actually some animals can not produce farts. So they must avoid foods which create gas or constipation or they die.

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  • lilsnifferman
    9 years ago

    Oh yeah some girls are better in farting than us guys, trust me ;)

    How did it smell like BTW? If you don't like her after that, you can always leave her for me, I wouldn't mind her farts :P

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