Is it normal that i would like to pee on plants?

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I'm not an exhibitionist, nor a watersports fetishist. I strictly enjoy urinating on plants for some reason.

The idea of stepping in front of a row of low plants or a tree, unzipping, and going on them rather than in a toilet appeals to me for some reason. Feels much more right, but I don't do it I'm case of getting 'walked in' on.

Is this normal to want to do?

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Based on 38 votes (19 yes)
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  • EnglishLad
    5 years ago

    You ARE a watersports fetishist. Watersports is an umbrella term for everything involving piss. It doesn't necesarily refer to golden showers.

    In answer to your question, normal, and by the way you sound like ideal girlfriend material (I assume you're female, sorry for any offence if you're not)

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  • Earthy
    7 years ago

    That's totally fine. Besides, urine contains lots of things that plants like such as water and nitrates. These can work as fertilizers for them. However, if you pee in the same place too much, you will build up a concentration of salt in the soil and this can effect the osmosis of water into the plant's roots.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Really now? So what, I should pee on plants if possible?

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      • Earthy
        7 years ago

        Well, not "on them", exactly, but if you aren't using your urine in your garden and on your compost pile, you are, pardon my French, pissing away a free, valuable resource and missing out an easy way to help close the gaping hole in your household nutrient cycle. It's practical; less flushing, no water-polluting fertilizer runoff, it's safe -unless you have a serious infection- and if it's also pleasing to you... then I don't see why not!

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