Is it normal that i will sometimes put honey on me and let my dog lick it off?

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I'm a guy. i ALWAYS get fully naked WHENEVER I'm home alone. I don't know if that's normal first of all haha. Secondly, Sometimes when I'm home alone I get naked and pour honey all over my balls and dick and butthole and let my dogs lick it off. It feels so good. Occasionally, I'll go lay in the grass outside naked to do it in my backyard. That feels even better with the breeze. Anyone ever done it? Or am I just super kinky and weird? :-/ I've heard some girls have... Please be honest girls and guys...

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  • ccjigsaw
    11 years ago

    It's appearantly normal on THIS site.

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  • Cul-de-sac_Nightmare
    11 years ago

    You're going to hell.

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  • Muffkateer1
    11 years ago

    I do that, and I let the dogs eat hot dogs out of my butthole

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  • kelili
    11 years ago

    Even without the honey the dog would still lick you. Do you know why? Because dogs love eating shit

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    • Iamjack56978
      11 years ago

      I don't have shit on my balls

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      • kelili
        11 years ago

        Think further you'll understand

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Dogs prefer the umami taste over sweet. You should smear dog meat on your genitalia and also insert it into your rectum. Preferably while not in the company of dogs.

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    • Iamjack56978
      11 years ago

      You done it?

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      • NotStrangeBird
        11 years ago

        The OP should do this in the company of bears or crocodiles.

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    • Couman
      11 years ago

      Assuming what you say is correct, why not just use straight MSG? It's much less messy.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    I hope the bees get to you first.

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