Is it normal that i want to wear a jodie marsh-type belts-on-boobs outfit?

You might have to do a little Googling when you see this question, sorry!

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Anyway, since I first saw a promotional picture of 'Totally Jodie Marsh: Who'll Take Her Up The Aisle?', I've been curious about wearing the outfit shown in the picture just once.

The thing is that I'm naturally very pale [I don't mind that, though] and a couple of stone overweight.
I have some fake nails I got from Japan specifically for that outfit and some fake tan that I've not yet got round to using, so that's OK.

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I don't know exactly why I'd want to wear it... I just........
DO.

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I wouldn't be stupid enough to wear it while going to the corner shop for a pint of milk, in front of the kiddies or your gran or anywhere where modesty would be required/more appropriate.
HOWEVER, I like to think it could be fun to wear it for Halloween or at my own hen night/wedding party.

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Based on 29 votes (15 yes)
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  • julia777

    If you decide to wear it, be prepared for some very weird/hurtful/perverse/disrespectful behaviour around you. These will be guaranteed.
    Something that you should also seriously consider, is possibly dangerous outcome.

    Don't forget that behaving such way will definitely come back to haunt you, because you may be young now, but you won't be young and unattached for ever, and this kind of reckless attitude will have negative consequences that may well last for ever, for example a husband that can't come to terms with you looking like that and every chance he gets he may throw it back at you. Or how about when you have children, and this picture will resurface, how are you going to justify them being bullied about it at school??

    I was going to suggest you wear that thing at your own private party, at home, but even that can be bad later on in life.

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  • dappled

    Are you subverting the awesomeness of Jodie Marsh by clever use of sarcasm? You naughty person!

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  • Pfff you should've posted this on twitter...who cares about what we think ? just do what you want unless its REALLY not normal...( people stop posting nonsense )

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  • Rachel888

    That would be weird, awkward, and you would feel very exposed. So slutty. Don't do it. It would slip and your nipples would show. You would get raped. And that picture was only in the ad to show how slutty she is

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