Is it normal that i want to pleasure myself with a shampoo bottle? im a man

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Im a completely straight guy, but to be honest sometimes in the heat of the moment i go completely wild. During masturbation sometimes i will shove 1, or 2, or even 5 fingers into my rectum. it just feels so good. Recently i have been looking at my shampoo bottle for answers, because i would prefer to keep my fingers clean. is this normal? i am scared that the cap will pop off mid pleasuring and unload shampoo into my bottom. Anyone have a similar urge?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Dude, just buy a sex toy. A shampoo bottle would probably injure you.

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    • CountessDouche
      9 years ago

      Thumbs up. I agree...growing up, a friend's dad was an ER doc- he had one or two stories about people getting weird objects stuck up their asses (pickle jars, flashlights)...apparently, your ass muscles can contract and "suck" objects straight up there...that's why most anal sex toys have a flared base....

      This was a public service message...

      the more you know

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  • TrinidadianBaller
    9 years ago

    "I'm a completely straight guy"

    Sigh, here we go again

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  • Reinaros
    9 years ago

    Hey, it happens, that feeling is just because of your prostate. Some men enjoy, some don't. If you enjoy, why care? It doesn't mean you want a guy to stick his dick in your ass.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Get a vibrator or some anal beads. Rip them in and out.

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  • seekelp
    9 years ago

    Just use your fist

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      i have tried but i dont like getting it dirty

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  • CoolKid23
    9 years ago

    Shampoo! ShamPOO! ShamPOOOOOOOOO! The name sounds so funny lol! It sounds like poo hahahahaha!!

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  • Daddy_1369
    9 years ago

    My wife had a fantacy of stuffing her dildo in my ass while going down on me. After I finally let her I like it

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    Adam Sandler?

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    You're not straight; you're crooked quite crooked indeed.

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    • charli.m
      9 years ago

      Didn't see any mention of fucking or being fucked by another guy...

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        I was being a smart ass.

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  • icant_
    9 years ago

    BUY A DILDO.

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