Is it normal that i want to make a brand of rum called "slave ship"?

If I'm ever rich, I want to make a brand of rum called "Slave Ship." On the bottle, it will have a bunch of black people chained below decks on what is most likely a slave ship. The ironic part? Most of the money spent on Slave Ship rum will be donated to charities that oppose racism and underground slave trafficking. Not much profit will be made by the company and I won't have to pay employees since the rum will be made entirely by machines. It will have extremely high alcohol content (about 130 proof) and it will be the most anti-racist beverage around. The charities that money will be donated to will all be listed on the back of the bottle and the name and image on the front of the bottle will be more of a sick joke to see how many people I can offend before they read the back of the bottle and see the irony in it (and most likely laugh about it).

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Based on 41 votes (24 yes)
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  • Azaman

    No employees? This rum just makes it self? Are you retarded?

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    • It doesn't make itself. It will be made entirely by high tech factory machines that I will invent myself. If I don't have to pay employees, I'll be able to donate most of the money to charities without having to worry about paying anyone. If I had to pay employees, the rum would be ridiculously expensive.

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      • Azaman

        Machines require maintenance, and that's just one thing that will require employees.

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        • Yeah, that's true. I suppose the factory could make another alcoholic beverage in which the sales will be used to pay employees.

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          • wigz

            Someone has to, to some extent at least even with the help of machines, grow and harvest the ingredients too.

            And print your labels, make the bottles, approve your permits, ship your product, etc.

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  • sandnigga

    Im favoriting this. XD haha

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  • mysistersshadow

    Why do you have to be rich? Get a book or look up home brewing on the internet. Follow your dream. Good luck.

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  • Shackleford96

    Sounds like something that would sell well.

    Not sure if that's a fucked up idea or not though. Lol

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  • _Jesus_

    The whole goal of a business is to make profit. So from a business standpoint, this is idiotic.
    From a jokey hokey pokey wanky spanky point of view: 3/10

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    • I would only make this if I was already rich and in charge of a business. This would be more of a side company.

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  • ThatScarletteGirl

    Congratulations thats a brilliant idea not to mention its normal

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    • Thanks.

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  • Kookulainamus

    I like your idea for two reasons.

    1. The donations take ACTION against racism and slave trafficking.
    2. You are using freedom of speech in a robust way to focus on the problem.

    Too many whiny liberal kids who were mollycoddled by their parents hurt their own agendas with sub-Freudian narcissism, a hypochondriacal sense of entitlement, and a social media ecosystem that reinforces insularity and cultivates the expectation of instant response. These kids need to get chained to a ship for a few days, or at least run a jack hammer on a highway construction crew for the summer. That's right whiners, SUCK IT UP.

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