Is it normal that i want to cover gillian anderson in maple syrup

I oft imagine said X-Files starlet, in a large bath of maple syrup, cooked bacon rashers and sprinkles while she sings along to The Foundation's hit song, "Build me up, Buttercup"....... There's a red carpet to and from bath, spotlights and a balloon modeller dressed as Gandi, making poodles and other amusing balloon shapes.....