Is it normal that i want to become a nun because i'm too lazy to work?

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I don't believe in god but if I become a nun then id have to basically take of sick or weak people. Cooking, cleaning, keeping people company and pretending pray would be very easy. I cook, clean and keep my parents company it's easy. I spoke to a priest he said the church gives priests and nuns an allowance to live off of. Pretending to believe in Jesus would be easy to fake. And maybe I'd put makeup on, dress up and do my hair so when I go to bars people won't recognize me and get laid. Is this normal?

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago

    Become a home health care provider. It's like 6 weeks of school and the pay is definitely more than a nun. You'd be doing the same tasks, would have your freedom and not have to live a lie.

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    • avogadro
      9 years ago

      Doesn't that mean changing diapers and giving old people sponge baths and such? You are missing the point, that would be work, no different than sitting on a desk all day (if anything, worse!).

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      • anti-hero
        9 years ago

        Not always.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Here, climb into this handbasket, I'll take you to your final destination.

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  • runningwithscissors
    9 years ago

    At least you have a goal.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    You forgot about the lesbian sex and wilfully accepting the priest's advances towards children.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Nuns work their asses off! Don't be a phoney, there's a good chance you'll be disappointed. Follow Anti-hero's advice.

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  • avogadro
    9 years ago

    I never thought about it, but it sounds like a good idea... while all the other idiotic sheep are out there working to support this machine, you just pretend to pray and get paid for it.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    Wow. I read the title and came here prepared to tell you what a horrible person you are, but after reading the discretion you don't sound too bad. Do what anti-hero said.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Another hypocrite joins the fold.
    Whores don't have to work either and they make tons more than a church stipend. And jesus had one for his mistress, I believe.

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