Is it normal that i try to save money this way?

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Every night for the last few years I lay in my bed naked and jerk off profusely with the lights off. When I ejaculate straight up into the air, I have to catch my sperm in my mouth. If I don't catch it, I have to put $10 into my savings account. If I catch it, I use $10 to buy crack.

My dream is to own a boat someday and sail the world instead of living in my mom's basement.

I have managed to save $70 so far

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  • Colonel_Swampass
    8 years ago

    If, out of 365 days of constantly jacking off, you've only NOT caught it 7 times? I think there's a better way to go about this.

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  • deepdankstickygoo
    8 years ago

    10 dollars for crack?

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    • KingTermite
      8 years ago

      Ghetto pricing.

      The gypsy sailor trolls are getting really dull. Try harder or don't bother.

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  • DADNSCAL
    8 years ago

    Either way saving money for crack is a waste. Why don't you just put the $10 away every day and enjoy jerking off without any conditions?

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  • Grimmfan
    8 years ago

    Where you get crack for $10? And you stop after $10 worth? You're making this up.

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    • DADNSCAL
      8 years ago

      He didn't say he bought it for $10 he said he put $10 into his crack fund.

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      • Put_name_here
        8 years ago

        A crack fund. That's so funny. People that try crack are idiots.

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