Is it normal that i torture people with my eating habits?

Sometimes, I'll consume junk-food liberally in front of insecure people who are trying to either lose or keep weight off of themselves, knowing full well that I'm a natural ectomorph and will hardly gain a pound (their jealousy and yearning tastes much better than any sweets you can possibly imagine in this world or another). If I see people who are insecure occasionally indulging in sweets, I'll eat nothing but raw vegetables and grains in order to guilt them for eating junk food (their pain tastes far better than any dip or dressing that might conceal the taste of an otherwise bitter vegetable).

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Based on 39 votes (11 yes)
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Comments ( 12 )
  • i think you are imagining the yearning..which is funny :D

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    • I imagine no yearning. Their pained expressions displayed for all the world to see, the many tears and shrieks of despair from their women, their children wishing I was their parent, my enemies moving to the opposite end of the street when I approach... No, the yearning is all too plain to be a figment of my imagination.

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      • iEatZombies_

        How old are you?

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  • NurseDiesel

    You're a good man, ma'am. Now what about toothless people and babies?

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  • Fall_leaves

    So I really hope you never visit a third world country, that'd be cruel.

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  • pixie_dust

    I got one word--KARMA

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  • Bitch.

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  • gashlover

    to enjoy others' pain is fuct up

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  • alextsang08

    Hahaha! Do it more often!

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  • SomethingVeryRecognizable

    You know, I totally don't have that problem. I'm nice to people. I would never do that. You wish you could just stop doing that right? But you can't! Hahaha! It feels so good to make you jealous! Im totally just doing this to see you in pain and in some weird way it makes me feel good.
    Just kidding, now you know how the people you do that to feel.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    dont forget bread and butter in fronta them all atkins dieters

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  • donotmockme

    Sounds like a sadistic thing to do.

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