Is it normal that i think about people whilst pooping?

Whilst on the john I often think about the people in my life that I really love like my ma and pa, sissy, Katy Perry, and my ex lover. I imagine how they would react to me sitting on the john letting out some tootsie rolls. I imagine that they would be disgusted and would probably laugh at me and then I start to feel really ashamed of myself like I'm a disgusting animal because I poop. But then I remember that they poop too which calms me down and I like to stand there and analyze my poop as I flush it down the toilet.

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Based on 19 votes (9 yes)
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  • flyingnostalgia

    I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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    • Stinky_Niggers

      I was under the assumption you spend every day with your head in your ass.

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      • flyingnostalgia

        Dont let your mind wander, its far too small to be let out on its own.

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        • Stinky_Niggers

          Says the person with the IQ of a corn husk.

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          • anti-hero

            Says the 43 year old who doesn't know the difference between your and you're.

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            • Stinky_Niggers

              Says the grammar nazi, who seems to have an entire troll following, but not because of jealousy. Faggot

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    • mypenisinyourmouth

      Kind of gross that you are trying though.

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  • Freedom_

    Anal reflective much?

    I sometimes think about my ancestors...

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  • mypenisinyourmouth

    Why do you love Katy Perry? Everytime I think of Katy Perry, I think of the fat Australian chick of Pitch Perfect 2

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  • RoseIsabella

    Don't forget to salute it!

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  • VirgilManly

    I think you can bid on a Katy Perry turd on eBay.

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