Is it normal that i steal women's panties from clothes lines?

I am keenly aware of all the clothes lines in my area. When I get the chance, I steal cute ladies panties, take them home and masturbate into them. In the middle of the night, I return the gooey panties by clipping them back on to the owner's clothesline. It's great fun but is it normal?

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42% Normal
Based on 24 votes (10 yes)
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Comments ( 21 )
  • Barbarella

    So you're the jerk that gooed up my good Victoria Secret silk string bikini. Eat shit and die, you perv.

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  • Nickvey

    panty thieves get caught by the police , then you register as a sex offender all because you gooed on panties, all it takes is a pinhole camera and the rest of your life is fucked up. It happened to me twice. the second time you go to prison and you get the goo up your ass. and you learn to love it. But , you get to meet guys that fuck dogs in prison.

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    • In other words, perverted karma opens the gates to forbidden perversions that were never imagined. You're a hearty guy there. You should share more of your stories with us.

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  • deepdrowning

    Not normal, there are plenty of girls online who will sell you theirs. Stop stealing.

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  • Boojum

    It's not normal, but rather the result of a vast conspiracy by the multinational, multi-billion dollar panty industry.

    You're the victim of subliminal advertisements that run on TV all the time and have been inserted into every streaming video and DVD encouraging you to engage in this antisocial and criminal activity.

    Take a stand against Big Panty, and refuse to conform.

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    • nikkiclaire

      😂

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  • Checkmate_King

    Forget the clothesline. Real men steal them from the dirty panty locker in the bathroom. Better sniffing and cumming.

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  • DoctorPunk

    Relax, you're a misguided garden variety poofter with terrible vagina envy. The important thing here is to buy your own panties. Perhaps you could join a panty of the month club on the Internet.

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  • Lonelyandhorny47

    I used to take clean panties off clothes lines,but never return them. What's fun is if your in a store near a dressing room and woman goes in and five minutes later comes out,and there sitting on the chair are her panties. So you pick something off the rack go in,stuff the panties down your pants and leave in case the woman decides to come retrieve her panties

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    • Very clever. Thanks for the tip.

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  • TheAmazingKittyLord

    Ew that's really creepy. You should have your dick cut off and shoved up your ass.

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    • Your amputation fetish is an interesting expression of your penis envy, but I think we have only begun to scratch the surface of your fascinating and sick mind. Sick minds intrigue me. Please share more of your repressed psycho-sexual fantasies with us. Do you feel a sense of excitement when you put carrots into a vegetable shredder?

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      • TheAmazingKittyLord

        I only feel excited if I imagine the carrots turn into fingers. I don't really have that many sexual fantasies, but I do have this one. I really wanna slit this girl's throat (she'll be tortured first, of course) and then cut off her head. Then slit open her stomach and pull out her intestines a little less than half way. Then tell this loser fucker to fuck the corpse or he'll get his dick and legs cut off.

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        • Thanks for sharing. There's a sick pup named LGRAS running around this site. If you see him ask him if anal rape would cheer him up. It's sort of a conversation starter.

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    Not normal, it means you're disgusting.

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    • Disgusting? I'll bet you pop tampons in your butt to abuse yourself. I am happy about boners. You should "unwind" with your cock like I do.

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      • Pumpurrnickel

        Wrong.

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        • If you don't play with your cock, you'll just buy weapons and express your frustration by staging a desperate massacre. Be a good citizen. Go stand in front of a mirror and wank.

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  • CozmoWank

    They're more fragrant out of the hamper.

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  • Bailey_Rose

    You come around trying to steal MY panties and I'm gonna put a bullet in your fucking brain, and 2 in your chest for good measure!!

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    • You should know that subliminal advertising is making panty theft an epidemic. Read Boojum's comment below. Sinister operatives of Big Panty are making sure that your crotch strap is no longer your own.

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