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I have never been able to attract a woman of moderate to minimal religiosity. Instead, I am always being pursued (sometimes aggressively) by very religious women, which is unfortunate because I am an atheist. I get the impression that they want to "fix" me, sometimes.
go buy a shirt that says "fuck GOD or jesus and rape mary" that should help.
I find that usually the ones that seem really religious on the outside and all chaste and nice, are actually super freaky if you can get them out of their shell. So you might want to "fix" one of them lol
They're a pushy lot, some of those christians, aren't they? If you really want to keep them away from you tell them you're into witchcraft, that's how I get rid of persistent door to door religion sellers
I once had 2 young ladies show up at my door to tell me all the wonderful things that the book they were holding says will happen when Christ returned. I picked up a Harry Potter novel from the table which was by the door and told them that this book says there is a school that teaches witchcraft and wizardry and asked if they believed that as well. They turned around and left without another word.
My father, a fundamentalist christian, used to debate the bible with them and always knew more than they did, which I probably do too from my upbringing long long ago, but I'd only do it for fun, not with any fantasy I might convince them, their minds are too closed and rigid
I do get upset when they have kids with them, particularly little girls in long dresses and white socks, because they remind me of me when I was a child being brainwashed both at home and at sunday school with a lot of scary bullshit it took me decades to get out of my head
The Mormon Church is huge in Hawaii and when I lived there, we used to get visitors all the time cause they love going door to door. They never show up with children though. Most times I would shoo them away, but sometimes if I was in a mood I would quote horrific bible verses, call my husband to the door to to greet them, ask them if they heard the good news of Satan, stuff like that, always just to mess with them. Harry Potter was always my favorite though, however that particular group happened to not be Mormon.
Recently, me and my husband were on a walking path and a woman gave us one of those little Jesus comic book things. She told us he was coming back. I was in a sour mood and annoyed to be bothered, and I turned to my husband and said in the most stereotypical gay voice I could muster "Sweety Jesus is coming back, he is so sexy we should spit roast him together". She walked away pretty quickly. The comic was pretty funny though, I kept it.
You're in for a lot of blue balls and teen pregnancy mate, that's all that religious folk are good for. Abstinence, purity and holiness, but whatever floats your boat, as long as its consensual you're golden.