Is it normal that i see leprechans in my room?

Every fucking night i try to go to ed and the leprechan family that lives in the closet(they dont pay rent they just kinda broke in to my house) wont stop talking. all they do is smoke pot and fuck unicorns. im fucking tired of it. how do i get rid of them?

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Comments ( 17 )
  • Klown

    Look it's probably just a family of friendly immigrant dwarfs. Welcome our foreign friends with open arms to the "Free new world" and offer them a place to stay and a job where you take 98% of their wages for rent and job finding fee.
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    Before anyone says "Racist" I have to tell you that I'm a one hundredth generation immigrant myself and proud of this fact.

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  • la_uva_mojada

    as bizarre as this sounds.. such a thing is possible. but this sounds more like a troll post. If you would have omitted the part about fucking unicorns it could have been conceivable.

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    • zlofton

      lol

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  • captblood44

    talking all night is one thing, but not paying rent? cheap bastards. how big are those unicorns? don't they have girl leprechauns?

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  • thegypsysailor

    Whatever you're smoking, want to share?

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  • CountessDouche

    Just give them the fucking lucky charms.

    They will leave.

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    • shuggy-chan

      Damnnit u beat me too it, i was gonna start singing heart stars and horseshoes

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      • wistfulmaiden

        I went to school with the guy on the Lucky Charms Box. Except he looked taller on the box than in person...

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        • shuggy-chan

          Pics or it didnt happen

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  • I was hallucinating too earlier while driving. I saw a little animal run into the road and swerved to miss and the animal vanished it thin air right in front of me. My friend in the car seemed a bit concerned.

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    • la_uva_mojada

      from what i understand, starting in Jan of this year, there is a thing called the violet flame. It's after the galactic alignment of after 2012 converges so to speak, so starting in Jan, things are going to be different. The seasons could be altered. The sun is already different, it's white instead of yellow. I've noticed this myself. Anyway, I'm saying this because, such a thing could be related. Plus we may acquire new abilities; or what they say is the 4th strand of DNA activation. With this, we become more powerful as beings. So what you saw is possibly related to this somehow, or maybe not. Just keep an open mind to the possibility. Truth can be stranger than fiction. ;)

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    put a sticka dynamie in a whiskey bottle and toss it at em

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  • dasugaknows

    Throw your dildo at them.

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    • zlofton

      I dont have a dildo, im a man

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      • dasugaknows

        Then throw your fleshlight.

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        • zlofton

          What is a fleshlight?

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          • dasugaknows

            Google it lol.

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