Is it normal that i rub sour cream all over my genitals?

It all started at a friends' house, when she brought out a bowl of tortilla chips and sour cream. I felt the sudden urge to pull down my pants and rub the sour cream all over my crotch. I stuck the tortilla chips to the sour cream and ate them, still don't regret anything. I now repeat the routine every night at 5:09 pm, and I find it very liberating and soothing. Sometimes I'll sing songs while doing this to make myself feel more manlier and boost my ego. I'll use chill flakes or Sriracha if I'm feeling sexy and it immediately stings the shit out of my penis and I sometimes just stick my dick into a tub of sour cream and ejaculate into it, and then dip the tortilla chips into that and eat it. Yum!