Is it normal that i pee in a cup because i'm too lazy in bed to get up?

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Ok I'm sure everyone knows how frustrating it is when you're lying in bed, just about to sleep and you're all nice and warm, but you just can't get to sleep because you kind of have to pee! I sleep naked and i never want to struggle to put my clothes on in the dark and stumble to the bathroom, so ill just grab a cup that is lying around and pee into it (i'm a girl). Then later when I get up I will dump it into the toilet. One time I just threw it out the window but it splashed all over the window screen and pee went everywhere. I think its kind of weird because my family drinks out of the cups and stuff (obviously washed). Is it normal that I am this lazy?

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  • imhere460
    11 years ago | pl

    You could wear a diaper.

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    • IrishPotato
      11 years ago

      This really isn't that bad of an idea.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Your family then uses the cups?? I don't give a shit if its washed!!!!!! Id kick your ass if I drank out of a cup that's been pissed in.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I only do that when I'm camping. I don't like going to the bathroom outside in the dark very much.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I know that cups get washed, but it's still rather gross. Just go to the bathroom before you go to bed. The problem is solved!

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  • dinz
    11 years ago

    You could minimise your urges to pee during the night by minimising your consumption of liquids before bed time and going to the bathroom.

    About the cup thing, damn I only hope you threw it away.

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    • imhere460
      11 years ago

      Bear Grylls drinks pee, so can you.

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    • deviant
      11 years ago

      i do go but sometimes it takes a while to get to sleep, and like i said i dont throw them away :/ ive done it multiple times so many of the cups my family uses were urinated in

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  • shuggy-chan
    11 years ago

    i bet you ish you had a penis to just aim it out the window instead lol

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    • deviant
      11 years ago

      YES!

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      • shuggy-chan
        11 years ago

        hahah, it is pretty rad

        but boners make it hard (excuse the pun) to aim

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        • GuessWho
          11 years ago

          ...but you don't really need to aim if you're just sticking it out the window.

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    • IrishPotato
      11 years ago

      I. Actually do this.
      At nights, that is.

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  • charli.m
    11 years ago

    I've lost count of how often I've seen this story posted...

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    • deviant
      11 years ago

      really? well i'm not copying anyone so i guess i am normal then!

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  • naughty_rosie
    9 years ago

    I'm a 22 years old girl and have done something like you not for laziness but for naughtiness:) When I was younger, sometimes I pee in flowerpot or cat's littler box in my room. It was really fun but poor my little brother have to clean little box more frequently cuz my bad behavior... I felt bad and gave some raspberries that I sometimes water with my pee lol. To tell the truth, I still pee in these kind of place indoor sometimes haha.

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    Wow I thought I was the only one, I can't be bothered to walk down the hall to the bathroom in the middle of the night so I pee out the window or in a cup and dump it in the toilet later.

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  • EAT_IT
    11 years ago

    Is this food? I want to eat it.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    You could pee in my mouth instead

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  • WordWizard
    11 years ago

    I have done this too!

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  • PapzBSlim
    11 years ago

    I have a urinal from when I was hospitalized and still use it very much. If anything, buy a special cup for you to do this in. I don't have the problem of using it before bed, it is usually in the middle of the night that I hate going to the bathroom and will use the urinal.

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  • Goomats
    11 years ago

    Let me guess...you don't have a boyfriend.

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    Fate fell short this time your smile fades in the summer

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    • deviant
      11 years ago

      place your junk in a cup, i'll pee where i wanna

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    I fap until I have the motivation to get up, then go have a piss while I dump the used tissues.

    I won't get dressed or put the light on to go to the bathroom.

    The fapping also makes me more tired and relaxed, so I fall asleep again quickly when I climb back into bed.

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  • kit291
    11 years ago

    just get up, just get up... woman you need to learn to not be lazy.

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